lock it up or put your faith in god

[roadrash]

Mrs roadrash is chef in a home for adults with mental health issues , the local priest turned up today on his bike. hope he has a better faith in god than his locking a bike up abilities
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[classic33]

What's the line running across the picture?

Through the wheels, and this side of the bollard.

 

[screenman]

That is funny.

 

[Brandane]

What's the line running across the picture?

Through the wheels, and this side of the bollard.

That, my son, is the lock of divine intervention. If thou art tempted to remove the priest's bike by dishonest methods, then that dark line will cut your "bits" off in retribution. Priest is not daft, he is merely laying temptation at the door of those deserving of punishment!

 

[TissoT]

Wigan is a safe place. I guess the priest thinks the same

 

[NorthernDave]

Truly, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

Or, as Ezekiel famously put it in his most well known work (25:17). "The cycle path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the poorly secured in the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's bicycle keeper and the finder of lost bikes. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to steal and destroy my brothers bike. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

 

[dan_bo]

Wigan is a safe place. I guess the priest things the same

Isn't Wigan where they caught that bloke shagging a postbox?

 

[TissoT]

Isn't Wigan where they caught that bloke shagging a postbox?

This is news to me.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...aring-trousers-round-ankles-shouting-Wow.html

 

[winjim]

Isn't Wigan where they caught that bloke shagging a postbox?

I knew a transvestite from that area. He had a Wigan address.

 

[roadrash]

Isn't Wigan where they caught that bloke shagging a postbox?

bloody hell, I thought you was joking till I checked the link from Tissot

 

[roadrash]

What's the line running across the picture?

Through the wheels, and this side of the bollard.

?? don't know what you mean

 

[classic33]

?? don't know what you mean

There's a line across the picture. Check the bollard, just above the pedal.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

It's only there to ensure the bike does not get tipped over.

 

[Drago]

There's a line across the picture. Check the bollard, just above the pedal.

I know what that line means. I've seen The Omen.

 

[marshmella]

I know what that line means. I've seen The Omen.

I fear bad things will happen, he's gonna get a visit