Lock up your daughter/sheep/masonic aprons

[Chuffy]

Where's Stevens got to?
Go on, if you've got him locked in a cupboard there will be an amnesty box outside my office. Just drop him in there, no questions asked.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Where's Stevens got to?
Go on, if you've got him locked in a cupboard there will be an amnesty box outside my office. Just drop him in there, no questions asked.

He's preparing to be uber-smug as he returns from yet another ski trip...

 

[Aperitif]

That will be £50 + vat please Chuffy. Pls make chq payable to Slippery Slope & Sycle Ltd. Llangolen, Walesshire.

 

[Chuffy]

That will be £50 + vat please Chuffy. Pls make chq payable to Slippery Slope & Sycle Ltd. Walesshire.

He's not worth £50!

 

[Dave5N]

Come off it, he's worth a packet!

Whether you'd get anyone to cough up a decent ransom is a different issue entirely.

 

[Chuffy]

Come off it, he's worth a packet!

Whether you'd get anyone to cough up a decent ransom is a different issue entirely.

Maybe we should have a whip round for him. In the most literal sense...

 

[Dave5N]

You'd better ask his arch-accomplice.

 

[TVC]

You'd better ask his arch-accomplice.

Groan!!!

 

[yenrod]

Aint he been around his youporno.com website or whatever ?

Doesnt he own it;

Nice house in country,

Solicitor,

Evidence 'enough for me !

 

[yenrod]

OH ! - thats right he's on the white stuff again.......

He's having another jolly in a snowladen country somewhere....

 

[Arch]

You'd better ask his arch-accomplice.

*adopts Manuel voice* I know noooo-thing.

Except I think he's skiing again...

 

[yenrod]

Some 'chamber this...........

Plenty of reverb' !