Neither does Melanie Frontage ....Miss Goodbody doesn't believe in nominative determinism
Was it a Buffalo Coat?Isn't it that you can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
Here's your coat and your day job.
What's the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your hands in a Bison... (Basin... geddit?!??!)
OK, I'll get my coat
Along similar lines, one of the greatest jokes ever:
(I'm sure I've posted this before)