Lord of the Teapot!

I've just realised who you are and what business you run here in sunny Leicester!

 

Oh! Err which one have you come across?

 

Cleaning. Are you still a photographer, too?

 

Yes, photography as well, but only for selected existing clients, due to my eye sight deteriation

 

May I ask how you came across the cleaning business? Always good to know these things

 

I was mooching around the internet because Cyclemagic will probably need some cleaning services in the new year.

 

* Hands potential client a cup of tea *

 

BORING!

The first post promised so much mystery, intrigue, scandal and criminality.........

 

Cunobelin, cleaning may be boring (In caps) but I make my living from it, now.

 

Yeah, but what if the two occupations mentioned relate to taking kinky snaps of the rich and famous then laundering the cash blackmailed from them - would that spice it up for you

 

* Makes a note *

 

I could give him Cunobelin address to start with

 

That may account for the kinky snaps, but does he have any cash

 

Erm, if anyone needs any Scandinavian translations doing . . . ! seeing as we're 'networking' a bit!

 

Cunobelin, the roman king