Lord of the Teapot!

[PatrickPending]

ahhhhaaaa - now seen a photo of you and your bike thanks to the web - nice colour - basket must cause a few problems in this weather

 

[TVC]

I unmask you sir:

[Admin edit]

So you distribute your hot soothing brews elsewhere then - you're no better than a cheap tart (many fine examples of which can be found along the Narborough Road by the way).