lunch time liasons

[biggs682]

my partner and i thought we would take advantage of my afternoon off work .

and we went for a walk around local country park , as we pulled into car park a car occupied by a solo male departed closely followed by another car driven this time by a solo female , we both said at same time that it must have been a lunch time illicit liason.....

once we parked our car we noticed lots of wet wipes and tissues lying around ..... and then we saw an empty condom wrapper ....... so my question to you cc'ers were either of them you and your fancy lady or man ....

 

[ianrauk]

May have been the same couple that the FNRttC peleton of 60+ riders to Southend disturbed in a layby in Essex one early morning.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

there is a shaggers lane that has become much less popular as the cycling boom has taken off and more people use the adjacent Manchester Velodrome now

 

[Maz]

Cycling home from work one afternoon, a car was parked up and the driver was getting a blow job.
All I could see though was the woman's long mane of hair bobbing up and down on his lap.

 

[ColinJ]

And they said that romance was dead ...

 

[mark st1]

once we parked our car we noticed lots of wet wipes and tissues lying around ..... and then we saw an empty condom wrapper .......

Maybe clean out your glove box more often then

 

[Over The Hill]

When kids were younger we used to go for a walk by the river in the centre of Winchester on a
Sunday afternoon. Being a Sunday with the shops closed we could park in the fairly empty central car park.

On getting out the car I noticed a car nearby with a woman in the back, sitting facing the rear window. She seemed otherwise occupied and I could make out that she was bouncing up and down on the lap of a man sitting on the back seat.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I hate spelling pendants but...

 

[jayonabike]

Out for an afternoon spin down some local country lanes I saw a car parked up and the driver getting a BJ.

 

[Aperitif]

Them were officers of the law as I recall.

Just plebs then?

 

[Aperitif]

An outrageous slur on a well known egalitarian.

Is that someone who only eats birds of prey?

 

[LimeBurn]

My wife and I were once at a roundabout waiting for traffic to clear and it was quite clear what the lady was doing to the chap driving his nice Audi TT. This was in broad daylight at 6pm on a commute home. She was obviously very thankful of him giving her a lift - probably.

 

[akb]

I used to ride through a wooded track and car park and almost every Friday the same VW Polo was there in the car park, suspension squeeking, windows steamed up.

A polite ring of my bell and I was on my way....!

 

[laurence]

many years ago, on the summer solstice ride to primrose hill, a hundred or so cyclists stood atop the hill, when in the long grass below a person appeared... then ducked down again. another head popped up and retreated. then a girl emerged, wrapped in a blanket. she made her way up the hill to ask what we were doing and could we go away. meanwhile, the two males with her could be seen getting their clothes on and then scurrying off in the long grass.

we cheered them on as they disappeared into the dawn.

 

[LimeBurn]

I used to ride through a wooded track and car park and almost every Friday the same VW Polo was there in the car park, suspension squeeking, windows steamed up.

A polite ring of my bell and I was on my way....!

No wonder you used that route home