Lycra abuse

[BentMikey]

I must admit I lap up the nice legs comments, it's very flattering!

(I've never gone out without shorts over the top)

We get a fair few of the speedskaters wearing baggy "modesty shorts" over the top of their skinsuits. I always tease them for this, so cruel of me!

 

[jiggerypokery]

I had a fantastic run in with a colleague a while back...
Kevin, portly & middle aged, bit pasty and takes the lift up to his 1st floor office as the stairs leave him a bit winded - as we met at the office entrance, he fresh from the car, me lycra clad and clip clopping up the steps - his riposte was not "Morning Stu" but " what the funk do you look like?". Manesha one of my Snr Eng's was behind us and piped up " He looks gorgeous and fit as funk Kev, and probably looks even better out of lycra than in, unlike you who look like a sack of shoot however I look at you...and I prefer not to!".

She got a pay rise shortly after...such a lovely girl

 

[BentMikey]

Oh, that is quality! Respect!

 

[Twenty Inch]

What a result, JP - that is classic!

 

[Andy Pandy]

While standing outside the building cooling off, one of the girls walked passed, looked down at my shorts and said "Cold isn't it!".

 

[Arch]

I had a fantastic run in with a colleague a while back...
Kevin, portly & middle aged, bit pasty and takes the lift up to his 1st floor office as the stairs leave him a bit winded - as we met at the office entrance, he fresh from the car, me lycra clad and clip clopping up the steps - his riposte was not "Morning Stu" but " what the funk do you look like?". Manesha one of my Snr Eng's was behind us and piped up " He looks gorgeous and fit as funk Kev, and probably looks even better out of lycra than in, unlike you who look like a sack of shoot however I look at you...and I prefer not to!".

She got a pay rise shortly after...such a lovely girl

Excellent!

 

[fossyant]

While standing outside the building cooling off, one of the girls walked passed, looked down at my shorts and said "Cold isn't it!".

Ooops !

 

[atbman]

The only time you need to worry is if they say, "So you're not circumcised then".

 

[dondare]

I've had some very nice spontaneous compliments from female colleagues - who have then blushed and gone into pretty confusion.

All very flattering for a chap who has never considered himself particularly attractive.

"Twenty Inch...."

 

[gambatte]

Considering his thread.....

"Twenty Inch...."

Now "forty inch"

 

[Twenty Inch]

"Twenty Inch...."

IT REFERS TO THE DIAMETER OF THE WHEEL ON MY FOLD........oh what's the point........

 

[Wolf04]

IT REFERS TO THE DIAMETER OF THE WHEEL ON MY FOLD........oh what's the point........

 

[Eat MY Dust]

While standing outside the building cooling off, one of the girls walked passed, looked down at my shorts and said "Cold isn't it!".

You should have told her it was still big enough to make her eyes water! and then if she came back with another smart comment, you could always agree and say it would be like throwing a sausage down an alleyway. I said this to a woman once, she didn't take it very well!! (she started it)

 

[BentMikey]

Ahahahahahaha, that's made my morning!

 

[walker]

One of the women at work just literlally stares everytime I walk in with my cycle kit on. I wouldn't mind but she is old enough to be my mum and is an avid church goer, and I mean really godly