Lycra meanie

Discussion in 'General Cycling Discussions' started by Happy69, 8 Feb 2019.

  1. Heltor Chasca

    Heltor Chasca Out-Riding the Black Dog

    This happened to me when I was 16, but my mate who was behind, clipped my wheel and got 8 stitches in his elbow from his idiot mate (me)

    His mum was my art teacher and damn it was hard to get decent marks after that day,
     
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  2. OP
    OP
    Happy69

    Happy69 Regular

    I was maintaining the same slowish speed, she was in her 20s, blonde hair sticking out of her helmet
     
  3. screenman

    screenman Legendary Member

    You always speed up when somebody overtakes you.
     
  4. sheddy

    sheddy Guru

    Location:
    Suffolk
    Was this your final draft ?
    1/10
     
  5. Drago

    Drago Guru

    You read the Daily Mail?
     
  6. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    The forum's favourite newspaper.

    It must be, people are always quoting it.
     
  7. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy Extra solar

    Location:
    Ultima Thule
    He is studying foreign languages.
     
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  8. Drago

    Drago Guru

    Well, I read the Guardian, where such cyclists are referred to as tofu warrior-angels.
     
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  9. mjr

    mjr Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next

    Blue Meanies used to be a computer game for commodore 64.
     
  10. Vantage

    Vantage The dogs chew toy

    That happened to me too once. My whole life flashed before my eyes. Scared me to death. Even my bike turned green.
    I'm starting a new revolution. The Anti Left Turning Lycra Louts People's Liberation Army.
    We'll get them all. I promise!
     
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  11. roadrash

    roadrash cycle chatterer


    sounds like a monty python sketch:okay:
     
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  12. davidphilips

    davidphilips Über Member

    Location:
    Onabike
    Was the lycra wearing meanie on a bike? If she was walking you need to go faster.
     
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  13. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy Extra solar

    Location:
    Ultima Thule
    Right turning, stretchy peoples freedom party
     
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  14. Hair generally does that, not just blonde hair :okay:
     
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  15. YukonBoy

    YukonBoy Extra solar

    Location:
    Ultima Thule
    Was it Boudica?

    Boudica was chosen as their leader. Tacitus records that she addressed her army with these words, "It is not as a woman descended from noble ancestry, but as one of the people that I am avenging lost freedom, my scourged body, the outraged chastity of my daughters," and concluded, "This is a woman's resolve; as for men, they may live and be slaves." (Wiki)
     
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