Lyrics from a song that best describes your life/mood at the moment, and why...
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Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Kirstie said:
Sorry to hear that.... anything we can do to cheer you up? Is this connected to your dream in the dream thread?
Flying_Monkey
Recyclist
- Location
- Odawa
Rigid Raider said:
Is it raining?
For me... probably something really cheesy like 'Our House' by Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young:
"Our house is a very, very very fine house
With two cats in the yard,
Life used to be so hard,
But everything is easy coz of you."
Glow worm
Legendary Member
- Location
- Near Newmarket
Just enjoyed a large glass of wine after a long day so it has to be 'Wide eyed and legless!'
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu47Bm2Agdk&feature=related
Cheers, hic......
View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu47Bm2Agdk&feature=related
Cheers, hic......
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Nice one Glow worm - AFL is a genius - enjoying the youtube footage now!
Glow worm
Legendary Member
- Location
- Near Newmarket
Rigid Raider said:
Hey that's a coincidence. I've just had an email from a nice bloke in Nigeria- he wants me to help him move $5 million into a UK bank account. I stand to net a cool $500k- beat that
Glow worm
Legendary Member
- Location
- Near Newmarket
threebikesmcginty said:
Yep he's a fine artist indeed. I'm onto my second glass now after listening to the song again!
Rhythm Thief
Legendary Member
- Location
- Ross on Wye
"So banish me to the furnace
I must own though, my actions were in no way borne
Out of some sort of Darwinist offensive.
I just get a bit fidgetty sometimes,
thumbs twiddle in the middle of a funfair.
High jinks to break up the so - so
Methinks you need a little ho ho ho.
Go.
Earl's Court. A bag of rivets for the goon at the entrance.
Straight away the floor gets slippery,
eyes glazed, and Bobby's getting jittery.
Don't tease him, it don't please him.
What's that, you want me to appease him?
How so, sir? With Tetris?
Not possible ... didn't bring the Game Boy.
Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
Once in a while I need these childish kicks.
Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks.
Brickbats for Sotsass
Bouquets for the juggling footstools
In the heart of darkness there are no hassle - free cabinets.
Sometimes occasional tables
mid air, look kind of dangerous.
Llewellen - Bowen. Two Carols.
Go on Bobby: both barrels.
Three cheers for the infinite leaflets
ticker tape got me thinking of Kempes.
Funky Fabric, hip hip hooray!
There's no stopping him, rip rip away.
Yes, it's a mess, I don't deny the crime,
but look, I've reduced your ironing time.
Multifunctional, is that what you call it?
Well here's a thought, feel free to install it.
heaven, yes, distant now, one imagines after this lot.
Still gasp at his agility -
albeit in the tree of tranquility.
Your sink may well be superior, but we all stink once we reach the interior.
Next week, I'm taking him Up West -
We've not seen Lord of the Daaance.
Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
Once in a while I need these childish kicks.
Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks."
This describes my life at the moment because I'm learning it to sing at a gig next week. Not because of anything I've been up to, honest.
I must own though, my actions were in no way borne
Out of some sort of Darwinist offensive.
I just get a bit fidgetty sometimes,
thumbs twiddle in the middle of a funfair.
High jinks to break up the so - so
Methinks you need a little ho ho ho.
Go.
Earl's Court. A bag of rivets for the goon at the entrance.
Straight away the floor gets slippery,
eyes glazed, and Bobby's getting jittery.
Don't tease him, it don't please him.
What's that, you want me to appease him?
How so, sir? With Tetris?
Not possible ... didn't bring the Game Boy.
Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
Once in a while I need these childish kicks.
Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks.
Brickbats for Sotsass
Bouquets for the juggling footstools
In the heart of darkness there are no hassle - free cabinets.
Sometimes occasional tables
mid air, look kind of dangerous.
Llewellen - Bowen. Two Carols.
Go on Bobby: both barrels.
Three cheers for the infinite leaflets
ticker tape got me thinking of Kempes.
Funky Fabric, hip hip hooray!
There's no stopping him, rip rip away.
Yes, it's a mess, I don't deny the crime,
but look, I've reduced your ironing time.
Multifunctional, is that what you call it?
Well here's a thought, feel free to install it.
heaven, yes, distant now, one imagines after this lot.
Still gasp at his agility -
albeit in the tree of tranquility.
Your sink may well be superior, but we all stink once we reach the interior.
Next week, I'm taking him Up West -
We've not seen Lord of the Daaance.
Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
Once in a while I need these childish kicks.
Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
God speed the trial to cite my childish kicks."
This describes my life at the moment because I'm learning it to sing at a gig next week. Not because of anything I've been up to, honest.
Cathryn
Legendary Member
- Location
- Marlborough, Wiltshire
Kirstie said:
Kirstie
Über Member
Me too Cathryn. Just having a hard time at the moment and it gets to me occasionally.
@Fnaar - sorry I just saw your post on the previous page. No it's not connected because I had that dream much earlier this year and things have only become 'difficult' in the last couple of months or so.
These things are sent to try us, as they say...
@Fnaar - sorry I just saw your post on the previous page. No it's not connected because I had that dream much earlier this year and things have only become 'difficult' in the last couple of months or so.
These things are sent to try us, as they say...
dan_bo
How much does it cost to Oldham?
They don't do no good
They never be workin'
When they oughta should
They waste your time
They're wastin' mine
California's got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
They got the Flakes
Flakes! Flakes!
They can't fix yer brakes
You ask 'em, "Where's my motor?"
"Well it was eaten by snakes . . ."
You can stab 'n' shoot 'n' spit
But they won't be fixin' it
They're lyin' an' lazy
They can be drivin' you crazy
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
[Take it away, Bob. . .]
I asked as nice as I could
If my job would
Somehow be finished by Friday
Well, the whole damn weekend
Came 'n' went, Frankie
[Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?]
'N'they didn't do nothin'
But they charged me double for Sunday
You know, no matter what you do
They gonna cheat 'n' rob you
Then they'll send you a bill
That'll get your senses reelin'
And if you do not pay
They got computer collectors
That'll get you so crazy
Til your head'll go through th' ceilin'
Yes it will!
I'm a moron 'n' this is my wife
She's frosting a cake
With a paper knife
All what we got here's
American made
It's a little bit cheesey,
But it's nicely displayed
Well we don't get excited when it
Crumbles 'n' breaks
We just get on the phone
And call up some Flakes
They rush on over
'N' wreck it some more
'N' we are so dumb
They're linin' up at our door
Well, the toilet went crazy
Yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says
"Never flush a lampoon!"
This great information
Cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up
Later on the next day ay-eee-ay
Blew up the next day WOO-OOO
We are millions 'n' millions
We're coming to get you
We're protected by unions
So don't let it upset you
Can't escape the conclusion
It's probably God's Will
That civilization
Will grind to a standstill
And we are the people
Who will make it all happen
While yer children is sleepin',
Yer puppy is crappin'
You might call us Flakes
Or something else you might coin us
But we know you're so greedy
That you'll probably join us
We're comin' to get you, we're comin' to get you
About sums it up for this morning.
They never be workin'
When they oughta should
They waste your time
They're wastin' mine
California's got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
They got the Flakes
Flakes! Flakes!
They can't fix yer brakes
You ask 'em, "Where's my motor?"
"Well it was eaten by snakes . . ."
You can stab 'n' shoot 'n' spit
But they won't be fixin' it
They're lyin' an' lazy
They can be drivin' you crazy
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear t'God they got the most
At every business on the coast
[Take it away, Bob. . .]
I asked as nice as I could
If my job would
Somehow be finished by Friday
Well, the whole damn weekend
Came 'n' went, Frankie
[Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?]
'N'they didn't do nothin'
But they charged me double for Sunday
You know, no matter what you do
They gonna cheat 'n' rob you
Then they'll send you a bill
That'll get your senses reelin'
And if you do not pay
They got computer collectors
That'll get you so crazy
Til your head'll go through th' ceilin'
Yes it will!
I'm a moron 'n' this is my wife
She's frosting a cake
With a paper knife
All what we got here's
American made
It's a little bit cheesey,
But it's nicely displayed
Well we don't get excited when it
Crumbles 'n' breaks
We just get on the phone
And call up some Flakes
They rush on over
'N' wreck it some more
'N' we are so dumb
They're linin' up at our door
Well, the toilet went crazy
Yesterday afternoon
The plumber he says
"Never flush a lampoon!"
This great information
Cost me half a week's pay
And the toilet blew up
Later on the next day ay-eee-ay
Blew up the next day WOO-OOO
We are millions 'n' millions
We're coming to get you
We're protected by unions
So don't let it upset you
Can't escape the conclusion
It's probably God's Will
That civilization
Will grind to a standstill
And we are the people
Who will make it all happen
While yer children is sleepin',
Yer puppy is crappin'
You might call us Flakes
Or something else you might coin us
But we know you're so greedy
That you'll probably join us
We're comin' to get you, we're comin' to get you
About sums it up for this morning.
Rhythm Thief
Legendary Member
- Location
- Ross on Wye
longers said:
In my opinion, CSI Ambleside is their best one. But Voyage to the Bottom of the Road and Trouble Over Bridgewater are worth having for the titles alone.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Johnny Paycheck's
'Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more...'
I just found out who my new boss is........gawd!
'Take this job and shove it
I ain't working here no more...'
I just found out who my new boss is........gawd!
