Magic Glasses

[MarkF]

MrsF has spent all holiday (eagerly) filling up our glasses with beer. I am sat on our terrace in Alicante, MrsF is in the shower, therefore unavailable to replenish my glass. I've had to do it myself.

Now for 12 days MrsF has managed to fit 1 x 33cl bottle of Mahou into my glass.....and one in hers of course. Yet l can only squeeze maybe 75% of a bottle into the same glasses?

 

[Slick]

She's at it.

 

[classic33]

Why're you filling a glass for someone in the shower?

 

[Deleted member 26715]

It's easy 1/3 in your glass, 1/3 in MrsF's glass, 1/3 in MrsF's other glass that she stows under the table that you don't notice.

 

[Markymark]

I would imagine she needs to keep herself perpetually drunk to stay with you.

 

[rich p]

She might be spilling half of it, the old soak...

 

[MarkF]

[QUOTE 4926319, member: 45"]I thought this was going to be about those x-ray glasses advertised in comics when we were kids.[/QUOTE]
You are still thinking about them eh?

 

[MarkF]

Glasses finished l said, "There's a bit left in the bottles..........l'll top them up" .....no look of guilt, no acknowledgement of any wrong doing, nothing.

I'll leave it there, she's on holiday and does have me to put up with!

 

[Drago]

Your spouse has failed to immediately replenish your glass?! Grounds for divorce methinks.

 

[slowmotion]

[QUOTE 4926319, member: 45"]I thought this was going to be about those x-ray glasses advertised in comics when we were kids.[/QUOTE]
Here they are.....

 

[classic33]

[QUOTE 4926319, member: 45"]I thought this was going to be about those x-ray glasses advertised in comics when we were kids.[/QUOTE]


Wired or Wireless?

 

[raleighnut]

Invest in a bigger glass.

 

[Milkfloat]

My immediate thought is that you give better 'head' than MrsF. However, having never met either of you, it would not be for me to judge.

 

[SpokeyDokey]

Glasses finished l said, "There's a bit left in the bottles..........l'll top them up" .....no look of guilt, no acknowledgement of any wrong doing, nothing.

I'll leave it there, she's on holiday and does have me to put up with!

The good lady can obviously bluff out your most searching questions with a poker face and an air of nonchalance.

Right now I'd be worrying about any other big questions you may have asked her over the years and that were answered with the same non-committal and pleasant smile.