Malawi kicking up a stink

[Gixxerman]

Malawi making breaking wind a crime

I'd probably end up with a life sentance.

You can visualise the court hearing now...

Prosicution: "The one who smelt it dealt it."
Defence: "The one who denied it supplied it."
Judge: "Someone let off without letting on."

 

[661-Pete]

I can also visualise the 'doctored' videos of Dr Bingu wa Mutharika making a speech, on Youtube....

 

[MossCommuter]

Malawi making breaking wind a crime

I'd probably end up with a life sentance.

You can visualise the court hearing now...

Prosicution: "The one who smelt it dealt it."
Defence: "The one who denied it supplied it."
Judge: "Someone let off without letting on."

who said the rhyme did the crime

 

[mickle]

When I lived there it was illegal for chaps to have sideburns lower than their ear or hair so long that it touched their collar. There were also restrictions set on the flaredness of trousers.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The crime??

A Driveby Farting!!

 

[Gixxerman]

Clerk of the court: I am led to believe, m'lud, that the accused emitted an SPD.
Judge: An SPD?
Clerk of the court: Yes m'lud and SPD. I am reliably informed that this is an acronym for "Silent but deadly".
Judge: Oh I see, carry on.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Actually, I am one of the few who would be safe there, seeing as I cannot physically fart (in the conventional way anyway)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Clerk of the court: I am led to believe, m'lud, that the accused emitted an SPD.
Judge: An SPD?
Clerk of the court: Yes m'lud and SPD. I am reliably informed that this is an acronym for "Silent but deadly".
Judge: Oh I see, carry on.

SBV surely?? 'Silent But Violent'.


I trust you meant to say 'SBD'??

 

[Gixxerman]

SBV surely?? 'Silent But Violent'.


I trust you meant to say 'SBD'??

DOH! Yep I did. I read it several times to check for typos. Amazing how you always seem to miss one.

 

[Dayvo]

When I lived there it was illegal for chaps to have sideburns lower than their ear or hair so long that it touched their collar. There were also restrictions set on the flaredness of trousers.

Too bloody right, as well! Any boy/youth who was a teenager in the seventies will NEVER wear those kind of clothes again, or have those awful haircuts!

Actually, I am one of the few who would be safe there, seeing as I cannot physically fart (in the conventional way anyway)

How do you fart, then, MDB? Via your throat?

 

[Creamcrackered]

Bugger, I'm off to Malawi on Saturday. Anyone got a cork?

 

[Davidc]

Bring it in here and it'll be another to add to the shortcomings of cyclists.

"They don't pay Road tax, they don't use lights, they RLJ, AND THEY FART WHILE THEY'RE RIDING."

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Bring it in here and it'll be another to add to the shortcomings of cyclists.

"They don't pay Road tax, they don't use lights, they RLJ, AND THEY FART WHILE THEY'RE RIDING."

An untruth. I always stop first.

 

[Dayvo]

An untruth. I always stop first.

And in true Magnus Magnusson tradition, you've started, so you'll finish!

 

[Gixxerman]

An untruth. I always stop first.

I don't have to stop. But I have to stand up and stop peddling. Otherwise it takes an age to complete the job as you only get 2 brief windows of opportunity on each rotation when either leg is at the bottom.