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There's one thing that pees me off like a pube on a toilet bowl, and that's people who use the term M.A.M.I.L. when talking about me on a ride. I'm desperately trying to find an alternative to Lycra, which works as well as Lycra, is as comfortable as Lycra for cycling, and doesn't get caught on the chainrings like Lycra. I don't want the association with the type of numb nuts riders, which the term MAMIL, seems to be linked to. :angry::gun::evil:
 

Soltydog

Legendary Member
Location
near Hornsea
There's one thing that pees me off like a pube on a toilet bowl, and that's people who use the term M.A.M.I.L. when talking about me on a ride. I'm desperately trying to find an alternative to Lycra, which works as well as Lycra, is as comfortable as Lycra for cycling, and doesn't get caught on the chainrings like Lycra. I don't want the association with the type of numb nuts riders, which the term MAMIL, seems to be linked to. :angry::gun::evil:

I'd rather be described as a Mamil than whatever the term is for a fat lazy middle aged man who sits at home drinking & partaking in no physical activity ^_^ People can call me what they want, but I'll carry on cycling, enjoying it & wearing whatever I like :thumbsup:
 

andyfraser

Über Member
Location
Bristol
There's one thing that pees me off like a pube on a toilet bowl, and that's people who use the term M.A.M.I.L. when talking about me on a ride. I'm desperately trying to find an alternative to Lycra, which works as well as Lycra, is as comfortable as Lycra for cycling, and doesn't get caught on the chainrings like Lycra. I don't want the association with the type of numb nuts riders, which the term MAMIL, seems to be linked to. :angry::gun::evil:
When it's warm enough I wear baggy 3/4 length shorts, even on my road bike. When it gets colder it's either lycra or cycle clips. I hate cycle clips more.
 
When it's warm enough I wear baggy 3/4 length shorts, even on my road bike. When it gets colder it's either lycra or cycle clips. I hate cycle clips more.
I was out in 3/4 baggies today on the xtracycle, my usual attire together with a cheap pair of padded lycra shorts as a liner, merino top and softshell.

I'm definitely a mamil on the road bike, for which the wife and kids did mock me mercilessly, but seem to have given up a bit on now. Think they have accepted I'm not going to change and thats the way things are going to be. I'm not usually more than 10ft away from the bike when lycra'd up though.
 
It's still known as my "I want to break free" outfit.
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I reckon it's down to my singing voice.
 
I love the bit about "typically one who rides an expensive bike". They probably class a bike over 250 quid as expensive as do most folk!:rolleyes:
I think that's fair. No matter how much lycra you are wearing, you are not a mamil on a full suspended sub-£100 halfords bike. The bike has to be serious, relative to the owner's means. Mamils (or those I regard as mamils) enjoy spending money on their bikes, and tend to get the most expensive one they can afford, or they can justify.
 
tend to get the most expensive one they can afford, or they can justify.
or think they can get away with when hiding the real price from their wife :whistle:
 
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