Man Down To His Last $30 Wins $258m...

[threebikesmcginty]

Chris Shaw — a 29-year-old tattooed father of three who was raised by his grandparents in rural southern Missouri — came forward Thursday as the winner of the 10th-largest Powerball jackpot ever. Shaw said he had just $28.96 left in his bank account.

I'm not one to pre-judge but after getting his teeth fixed I rec he's gonna buy a new truck, a case of sipping whiskey and sit on his back porch eating sour belly and corn fries listening to some fancy banjer pickin' on his 8-track, y'all.

 

[Globalti]

Is that the real Cletus Delroy Spuckler?

 

[dan_bo]

Chris Shaw — a 29-year-old tattooed father of three who was raised by his grandparents in rural southern Missouri — came forward Thursday as the winner of the 10th-largest Powerball jackpot ever. Shaw said he had just $28.96 left in his bank account.

I'm not one to pre-judge but after getting his teeth fixed I rec he's gonna buy a new truck, a case of sipping whiskey and sit on his back porch eating sour belly and corn fries listening to some fancy banjer pickin' on his 8-track, y'all.

Good on him, an all, if that's the case.

 

[Fnaar]

Good luck to the feller... would love to be in his position!
And I'd prob'ly git mysilf a banjer...

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8

 

[Greedo]

Good luck to him. As long as he's not an peanut and hurting anyone he can do what he likes now.

 

[Noodley]

....but after getting his teeth fixed I rec he's gonna buy a new truck, a case of sipping whiskey and sit on his back porch eating sour belly and corn fries listening to some fancy banjer pickin' on his 8-track, y'all.

It's what I'd be doing!

 

[darkstar]

If he was in that financial situation through sheer bad luck or something out of his control then good luck to him. If he's had a lifetime of not working, wasting money etc then i think that money could go to those more deserving. Hope it's the first one.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

And I'd prob'ly git mysilf a banjer...

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8

I love that clip

It's what I'd be doing!

Yup, me too!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Good luck to the fella, I hope it brings him more years of happiness.

 

[PaulB]

It's funny really as only last week, I was down to my last £258m and I won £30 on a orse. Coinkidinky or what?

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Good luck to the fella, I hope it brings him more years of happiness.

And a few more canines too.