Man Down To His Last $30 Wins $258m...

threebikesmcginty

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Chris Shaw — a 29-year-old tattooed father of three who was raised by his grandparents in rural southern Missouri — came forward Thursday as the winner of the 10th-largest Powerball jackpot ever. Shaw said he had just $28.96 left in his bank account.



I'm not one to pre-judge but after getting his teeth fixed I rec he's gonna buy a new truck, a case of sipping whiskey and sit on his back porch eating sour belly and corn fries listening to some fancy banjer pickin' on his 8-track, y'all.
 

Globalti

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Is that the real Cletus Delroy Spuckler?

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dan_bo

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threebikesmcginty said:
Chris Shaw — a 29-year-old tattooed father of three who was raised by his grandparents in rural southern Missouri — came forward Thursday as the winner of the 10th-largest Powerball jackpot ever. Shaw said he had just $28.96 left in his bank account.



I'm not one to pre-judge but after getting his teeth fixed I rec he's gonna buy a new truck, a case of sipping whiskey and sit on his back porch eating sour belly and corn fries listening to some fancy banjer pickin' on his 8-track, y'all.
Good on him, an all, if that's the case.
 

Noodley

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threebikesmcginty said:
....but after getting his teeth fixed I rec he's gonna buy a new truck, a case of sipping whiskey and sit on his back porch eating sour belly and corn fries listening to some fancy banjer pickin' on his 8-track, y'all.
It's what I'd be doing!
 

darkstar

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If he was in that financial situation through sheer bad luck or something out of his control then good luck to him. If he's had a lifetime of not working, wasting money etc then i think that money could go to those more deserving. Hope it's the first one.
 

ComedyPilot

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Good luck to the fella, I hope it brings him more years of happiness.
 

PaulB

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It's funny really as only last week, I was down to my last £258m and I won £30 on a orse. Coinkidinky or what?
 
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