Man gets stuck while having sex with a washing machine

[Hitchington]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683

The report says that he "hid inside the top-loading machine so he could surprise his partner" but I don't believe him.

 

[ASC1951]

The report says that he "hid inside the top-loading machine so he could surprise his partner" but I don't believe him.

A friend of mine used to work in the XRay department at LGI. There was a steady throughput of people who were "just doing a bit of nude hoovering/decorating/vegetable preparation".

 

[Hitchington]

A friend of mine used to work in the XRay department at LGI. There was a steady throughput of people who were "just doing a bit of nude hoovering/decorating/vegetable preparation".

Exactly!

 

[Aperitif]

The man was obviously making a Miele out of it.

 

[slowmotion]

The Hoover Dustette was notorious...
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1713722/pdf/brmedj00028-0030b.pdf

 

[Hitchington]

Perhaps he was looking for somewhere quiet to Bosch one out.

 

[Hitchington]

The Hoover Dustette was notorious...
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1713722/pdf/brmedj00028-0030b.pdf

Comedy gold!

 

[Beebo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25618683

The report says that he "hid inside the top-loading machine so he could surprise his partner" but I don't believe him.

Why dont you believe him, it seems plausible to me? How do you have sex with a washing machine whilst inside the drum anyway?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Well, if you're feeling dirty why not hop into a washing machine?

 

[slowmotion]

I'm sure Mumsnet will advise on the rinse cycle.

 

[ASC1951]

The Hoover Dustette was notorious...

Does anyone else remember the 1960s poster campaign "Nothing Sucks Like An Electrolux"? All the billboards near me had lists of names and phone numbers before the glue was dry.

 

[bof]

A friend of mine used to work in the XRay department at LGI. There was a steady throughput of people who were "just doing a bit of nude hoovering/decorating/vegetable preparation".

Maybe I just lack imagination. I can get the hoovering and cucumber slicing but decorating?????

 

[PaulB]

A friend of mine used to work in the XRay department at LGI. There was a steady throughput of people who were "just doing a bit of nude hoovering/decorating/vegetable preparation".

A former colleague of mine, a very religious Jehovah's Witness who happened to be the operating theatre manager where I worked, believed the following story told to her by the patient. See if YOU would have believed this.

A 35 year-old man presented with serious lacerations and bruising to his rectum. He described the injuries as having occurred when he was cleaning his windows. He was up a ladder doing the bedroom windows when the ladder slipped on the wet floor and off he fell. In trying to kick a broom leaning against the wall of the house out of the way, the broom handle went the wrong side of his trousers - the inside - and was forced up into his rectum.

 

[slowmotion]

Mybe I just lack imagination. I can get the hoovering and cucumber slicing but decorating?????

Strippers?

 

[Bobby Mhor]

A former colleague of mine, a very religious Jehovah's Witness who happened to be the operating theatre manager where I worked, believed the following story told to her by the patient. See if YOU would have believed this.

A 35 year-old man presented with serious lacerations and bruising to his rectum. He described the injuries as having occurred when he was cleaning his windows. He was up a ladder doing the bedroom windows when the ladder slipped on the wet floor and off he fell. In trying to kick a broom leaning against the wall of the house out of the way, the broom handle went the wrong side of his trousers - the inside - and was forced up into his rectum.

Rectum? Nearly blew him apart