Man gets stuck while having sex with a washing machine

[ColinJ]

Surely an entrant for the Darwin Award.

No - it would be an Honorary Darwin Award - he may have lost his ability to reproduce, but he didn't die to achieve it!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Surely an entrant for the Darwin Award.

No - it would be an Honorary Darwin Award - he may have lost his ability to reproduce, but he didn't die to achieve it!

Err no - he is now unable to enter anything......

 

[stephec]

Did he use new whiter than white?

And did he use a little ball, or pop it in the drawer?

 

[jayonabike]

The man was obviously making a Miele out of it.

Thats one of your best. Very funny

 

[Aperitif]

"When you looked at his x-ray, they were looking at you, like a totem pole," Vilke said.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellne...buzz-lightyear-stuck-inside/story?id=15124289

Yikes!

Sounds like a 'bog-standard Barbie cul...'

 

[Cycling Dan]

Asia in the link.... All questions answered

 

[Rasmus]

A former colleague of mine, a very religious Jehovah's Witness who happened to be the operating theatre manager where I worked, believed the following story told to her by the patient. See if YOU would have believed this.

A 35 year-old man presented with serious lacerations and bruising to his rectum. He described the injuries as having occurred when he was cleaning his windows. He was up a ladder doing the bedroom windows when the ladder slipped on the wet floor and off he fell. In trying to kick a broom leaning against the wall of the house out of the way, the broom handle went the wrong side of his trousers - the inside - and was forced up into his rectum.

Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.

 

[SteCenturion]

Man dumps load in washing machine...

Man leaves washing machine....

Washing machine left feeling empty & used.

Biff - Bash - Bosch.

 

[SteCenturion]

Man has sex & (mishap) with washing machine.

Just bad timing...

If it had already began it's CYCLE - he would have chosen the hoover.

 

[SteCenturion]

OUCH.
PAIN.


A LOT.

And pipe cleaners! I've seen one and read of several incidents where in order to maintain an....erm...let's just call it 'an erection' shall we? a pipe cleaner was inserted down the urethra of the gentleman. Alright, in medical terms, 'the Jap's eye', on one occasion, soaked in paraffin to allow easier passage but so completely destroyed the epithelial tissue, it was the last erection he'd ever see as his penis had to be amputated as a result.

 

[ColinJ]

OUCH.
PAIN.


A LOT.

You definitely wouldn't like Scrotum self-repair then ...!

 

[asterix]

Oi! Keep it clean!!

 

[SteCenturion]

You definitely wouldn't like Scrotum self-repair then ...!

Only on TUESDAY's

 

[Sara_H]

I know of one man admitted to A&E with the handle end of a loo brush stuck up his bum. He had to go to theatre to have it removed. As soon as he came round from the anesthetic he grabbed the loo brush from the bedside cabinet and did a runner.

 

[AndyRM]

I know of one man admitted to A&E with the handle end of a loo brush stuck up his bum. He had to go to theatre to have it removed. As soon as he came round from the anesthetic he grabbed the loo brush from the bedside cabinet and did a runner.

That's nowt, check out this beauty: http://www.timesnews.net/article/9066805/woman-hospitalized-to-remove-stolen-5-000-from-rectum