Man gets stuck while having sex with a washing machine

[Aperitif]

Maybe I just lack imagination. I can get the hoovering and cucumber slicing but decorating?????

There was a 'run' on sheepskin rollers in Llangolen and district a few years back...

 

[Aperitif]

I'm sure Mumsnet will advise on the rinse cycle.

"Hand wash only" time will be the Mumsnetcurtain school of thought.

 

[nickyboy]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html

 

[Aperitif]

King Edward or Maris Piper? Vergering on the ridiculous now.

I bet it frite the life into him.

 

[Fnaar]

A friend of mine used to work in a casualty dept. Apparently carrots are a frequent 'accidental' vegetable.

 

[Aperitif]

A friend of mine used to work in a casualty dept. Apparently carrots are a frequent 'accidental' vegetable.

Ooo. Julienne and Sandy all over again...

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

How do you have sex with a washing machine whilst inside the drum anyway?

I somehow doubt there'll be many on here who could explain that. I look forward to being proved wrong, though.

 

[ayceejay]

My washing machine has one of these in it, not even Jimmy Hendrick could match that

 

[PaulB]

A friend of mine used to work in a casualty dept. Apparently carrots are a frequent 'accidental' vegetable.

And pipe cleaners! I've seen one and read of several incidents where in order to maintain an....erm...let's just call it 'an erection' shall we? a pipe cleaner was inserted down the urethra of the gentleman. Alright, in medical terms, 'the Jap's eye', on one occasion, soaked in paraffin to allow easier passage but so completely destroyed the epithelial tissue, it was the last erection he'd ever see as his penis had to be amputated as a result.

 

[Fnaar]

And pipe cleaners! I've seen one and read of several incidents where in order to maintain an....erm...let's just call it 'an erection' shall we? a pipe cleaner was inserted down the urethra of the gentleman. Alright, in medical terms, 'the Jap's eye', on one occasion, soaked in paraffin to allow easier passage but so completely destroyed the epithelial tissue, it was the last erection he'd ever see as his penis had to be amputated as a result.

Bleugh...

 

[Gravity Aided]

Good Heavens.

 

[tyred]

And pipe cleaners! I've seen one and read of several incidents where in order to maintain an....erm...let's just call it 'an erection' shall we? a pipe cleaner was inserted down the urethra of the gentleman. Alright, in medical terms, 'the Jap's eye', on one occasion, soaked in paraffin to allow easier passage but so completely destroyed the epithelial tissue, it was the last erection he'd ever see as his penis had to be amputated as a result.

GULP!

 

[Yellow Fang]

And pipe cleaners! I've seen one and read of several incidents where in order to maintain an....erm...let's just call it 'an erection' shall we? a pipe cleaner was inserted down the urethra of the gentleman. Alright, in medical terms, 'the Jap's eye', on one occasion, soaked in paraffin to allow easier passage but so completely destroyed the epithelial tissue, it was the last erection he'd ever see as his penis had to be amputated as a result.

Surely an entrant for the Darwin Award.

 

[slowmotion]

"When you looked at his x-ray, they were looking at you, like a totem pole," Vilke said.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellne...buzz-lightyear-stuck-inside/story?id=15124289

Yikes!

 

[SteCenturion]

And to think....


It all just started......


With a full load.