Man hits empty wheelchair...

[Tin Pot]

And just where is the tortured corpse of the previous owner of that wheelchair?

In the back of a VW Passat, I'll warrant.

 

[Dayvo]

And just where is the tortured corpse of the previous owner of that wheelchair?

In the back of a VW Passat, I'll warrant.

The chav must have nicked it, I reckon!

 

[Drago]

The way things are going that wheelchair will be the VW chairman's next company car.

 

[Tin Pot]

The chav must have nicked it, I reckon!

Okay I'll update the Chain Of Importance:

Ped > Cyclist > Driver > Triathlete > Chav

 

[Tim Hall]

Looking at the heart rate data in the middle of the speedo, and the indicated speed itself, he was certainly giving it some beans.

 

[Milkfloat]

That's his Strava segment ruined.