Mars Bar maximum energy...

Maz

Legendary Member
I am playing 5aside this evening @ 5:30pm. I wish to score at least a hat-trick.

At what time should I eat my Mars Bar (62.5g) to maximise the energy from it for the game? 4pm? or is that too late?

I will be cycling back!
 

Elmer Fudd

Miserable Old Bar Steward
Maz said:
I am playing 5aside this evening @ 5:30pm. I wish to score at least a hat-trick.

At what time should I eat my Mars Bar (62.5g) to maximise the energy from it for the game? 4pm? or is that too late?

I will be cycling back!
Put the Mars bar in freezer compartment of fridge, do not eat.
Run up behind opposing goalie and slap him on the back, meanwhile insert Mars bar in goalies arse. The cold and stiffness will render him useless, score your hat trick, pat goalie on back remove Mars bar, un-wrap and eat !
Scrub the last bit.
 
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Maz

Maz

Legendary Member
I thought mars bars gave loads of glucose energy (they 'help you work, rest and play (football)'). There must be an optimal time to eat one before exercise.

p.s. there is no freezer compartment in our fridge at work. Will keeping it in the fridge help?
 
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Maz

Maz

Legendary Member
OK. 10 minutes it is.
I'll let you know my goal tally tomorrow.
 
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Maz

Legendary Member
Following domtyler's advice, I got eight goals last night.
 

gavintc

Guru
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I think Celtic will be scouting you next week.
 
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Maz

Legendary Member
One week on...I'm setting my target at 4 goals for tonight's game.
 
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Maz

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Dayvo said:
Snickers are better.
And I've heard they don't hurt as much as Mars bars when inserted! :blush:
Yeah, those peanuts give it a really authentic look. :smile:
 
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