Massage Parlour

[Smokin Joe]

Welcome to the CycleChat virtual massage parlour. After enjoying tea, coffee, a pint or a relaxing smoke, just pop into the cubicle and get undressed. The girls will be along shortly and you can chhose your fancy. Vikkie, Rebbecca and Nicole are available tonight and they will will cater for your every need.

Should the alarm bell sound in your cubicle, there is a large window at the rear of the gents toilet. You are advised to get your trousers on and get out quickly, as it means the rozzers are here.

I didn't see that Fabfoodie had opened a nearby brothel yesterday. This place is much more high class, though.

 

[Aperitif]

'Eat at Joe's' takes on a new meaning!

The CycleChat massage parlour *hands out muffins*

...I should cocoa...

 

[mr Mag00]

this place gets more like Amsterdam everyday

Virtual 'coffee shop' anyone?

 

[buggi]

Do "Vikkie", "Rebecca" and "Nicole" speak English???? and are they their real names????

 

[Aperitif]

Nicole only says one thing to her 'clients'

"papa"

makes the older men very happy.

 

[Night Train]

Oi!
Who do you think we are? Western Super Mare school kids?

 

[Smokin Joe]

Do "Vikkie", "Rebecca" and "Nicole" speak English???? and are they their real names????

So what have you got against Romanians then. You some sort of racist?

 

[Dayvo]

Nicole only says one thing to her 'clients'

"papa"

makes the older men very happy.

Or you could make happy men very old!

 

[Aperitif]

Yeah - as in "That'll be a grand papa..."

 

[buggi]

"Papa" in Romanian is loosely translated as "not another limp one" init?

 

[Aperitif]

Can't believe you have ever been called upon to utter such utterances buggi

 

[Smokin Joe]

And to think I was going to offer her a job...

 

[col]

Sounds like a good idea,i need a bit of de stressing,but depends on who or what is the destresser?

 

[buggi]

And to think I was going to offer her a job...

i don't like having a pimp... they take too much commission.

 

[snorri]

Vikkie, Rebbecca and Nicole are available tonight and they will will cater for your every need.

I would like to hear a description of the ladies before booking....please.