Massage Parlour

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Smokin Joe, 4 May 2008.

  1. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    Welcome to the CycleChat virtual massage parlour. After enjoying tea, coffee, a pint or a relaxing smoke, just pop into the cubicle and get undressed. The girls will be along shortly and you can chhose your fancy. Vikkie, Rebbecca and Nicole are available tonight and they will will cater for your every need.

    Should the alarm bell sound in your cubicle, there is a large window at the rear of the gents toilet. You are advised to get your trousers on and get out quickly, as it means the rozzers are here.

    I didn't see that Fabfoodie had opened a nearby brothel yesterday. This place is much more high class, though.
  2. 'Eat at Joe's' takes on a new meaning!

    The CycleChat massage parlour *hands out muffins*

    ...I should cocoa...

  3. mr Mag00

    mr Mag00 rising member

    Deepest Dorset
    this place gets more like Amsterdam everyday :eek:

    Virtual 'coffee shop' anyone?
  4. buggi

    buggi Bird Saviour

    Do "Vikkie", "Rebecca" and "Nicole" speak English???? and are they their real names????
  5. Nicole only says one thing to her 'clients'


    makes the older men very happy.
  6. Night Train

    Night Train Maker of Things

    Greater Manchester
  7. OP
    Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    So what have you got against Romanians then. You some sort of racist?
  8. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Or you could make happy men very old! :eek:
  9. Yeah - as in "That'll be a grand papa..."
  10. buggi

    buggi Bird Saviour

    "Papa" in Romanian is loosely translated as "not another limp one" init? :eek:
  11. Can't believe you have ever been called upon to utter such utterances buggi :eek::smile:
  12. OP
    Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    And to think I was going to offer her a job...
  13. col

    col Veteran

    Sounds like a good idea,i need a bit of de stressing,but depends on who or what is the destresser?:eek:
  14. buggi

    buggi Bird Saviour


    i don't like having a pimp... they take too much commission.
  15. snorri

    snorri Legendary Member

    I would like to hear a description of the ladies before booking....please.:angry:
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