Maxims to live your life by

[Webbo2]

Don’t park your car behind an Elephant.

 

[Yellow Fang]

Pain is weakness leaving the body, as we used to say in the Foreign Legion, in French of course.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

If at first you don’t succeed, give up

 

[Yellow Fang]

There's many a threxall in a thruxall.

 

[Webbo2]

Don’t wipe your arse with a broken bottle.

 

[Dave7]

Don’t wipe your arse with a broken bottle.

Does that mean I can do it with a whole bottle ?

 

[grldtnr]

Does that mean I can do it with a whole bottle ?

I'd think that would be ill advised, one slip, then it's off to A&E ,with extreme caution.

 

[Seevio]

Pain is weakness leaving the body, as we used to say in the Foreign Legion, in French of course.

If you said it in French, would it translate to "bread is weakness leaving the body"?

 

[Gwylan]

Pain is weakness leaving the body, as we used to say in the Foreign Legion, in French of course.

In a certain quarter of the military community it is accepted that death is nature's way of telling you, you failed the course.

 

[stephec]

Does that mean I can do it with a whole bottle ?

Doctors have heard all the usual excuses.

 

[Punkawallah]

In a certain quarter of the military community it is accepted that death is nature's way of telling you, you failed the course.

Pain is Nature’s way of telling you you’re not dead yet. Death is Nature’s way of telling you to slow down a bit. Bitch.

 

[Hover Fly]

Sweat is nature’s way of telling you you’ve made a bad career move.