Maxims to live your life by

[ebikeerwidnes]

Never trust anyone who is trying to be perfect, upstanding and respectful.

They are probably hiding or over - compensating for something.

Yup
a boss I had once was a very well thought of person outside the company

and a very highly thought of member of an international charity
and he was responsible for a lot of fund raising for them


Total bar steward in work

( I might be biased - be made me redundant for no good reason IMO!!)

 

[slowmotion]

"You can only piss with the cock that you've got."

Sound advice.

 

[Drago]

Get your retaliation in first.

 

[postman]

Sweat is nature’s way of telling you you’ve made a bad career move.

If you don't sweat giving away 12 million might make you.

 

[lenfield]

Check that there is enough toilet roll left before you start.

 

[yello]

Check that there is enough toilet roll left before you start.

An ideal world scenario. Never been caught short?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Don’t borrow trouble from tomorrow

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Don’t polish your doorknob when the house is on fire

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Don’t walk on yesterday’s map

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Don’t try teaching a spoon to whistle

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Don’t try teaching a spoon to whistle

You have clearly never been a teacher!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

I learned from my Mum

Always start of being nice to people
it is easier to drop down to not so nice, and then down to avoiding and further
than it is to go up

 

[Andy in Germany]

I learned from my Mum

Always start of being nice to people
it is easier to drop down to not so nice, and then down to avoiding and further
than it is to go up

Also, if you stay nice when they get stroppy, it annoys them far more than anything else you could do.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Also, if you stay nice when they get stroppy, it annoys them far more than anything else you could do.

My Mum used to do that

It drove people crazy - and it was quite deliberate

I have used it myself at work - drives people mad!

 

[classic33]

My Mum used to do that

It drove people crazy - and it was quite deliberate

I have used it myself at work - drives people mad!

I can drive people crazy very easily.