May I suggest the legalisation of the sale of hand grenades...

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...in every bicycle and motorcycle shop in the country. Then drivers might actually fear driving like cocks as it will have a real consequence

 

[Cameronmu917772]

...in every bicycle and motorcycle shop in the country. Then drivers might actually fear driving like cocks as it will have a real consequence

Sticky plasma grenades or just frag. Lol

 

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Sticky plasma grenades or just frag. Lol

Well you dont want them pinging off.

 

[Peter Armstrong]

Or stick the bombs in cars and the detonators on the bikes, set them on proximity, so if they come within 1.5m then boom!
(Just a little one or it would blow the cyclist up too, I haven’t thought this through either because it would make a mess when filtering through traffic)

 

[Cameronmu917772]

Well you dont want them pinging off.

Would you prefer one of those laser vision things? Like the guy on xmen or what ever it was haha that or an emp devise (may interfere with strava though)

 

[snorri]

Nah! try a more radical approach, buy a big box of chocolates and some flowers and hand them a round., make love not war.

 

[Cameronmu917772]

Nah! try a more radical approach, buy a big box of chocolates and some flowers and hand them a round., make love not war.

Radioactive chocolates. Hadn't thought of that hahaha

 

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I think some people should stay off the chocs... I know I should

 

[MikeW-71]

Nah! try a more radical approach, buy a big box of chocolates and some flowers and hand them a round., make love not war.

Could try the Russian Roulette chocolates. 6 in a box (shaped like bullets). One of them is hot chilli. Do you feel lucky??

 

[mr messy]

Fixed length lasers so the Danny MacAskills of this world will be able to record a nice message on the car or just go straight to James Bond style. Realistically we should be talking Drones since every mad hatter and his hamster has them. And now they're fully automated no need to mount anything extra on the bars

 

[Melonfish]

glock 18c with every purchase of a bike over £1k the pistol is set in full auto. 1200 rounds per minute so you'd unload a standard 17 or 19 round mag in just under a second.
empty one of those into a car and anybody left alive will certainly think twice.

 

[Cameronmu917772]

^^^^^^^ slightly worrying.

 

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glock 18c with every purchase of a bike over £1k the pistol is set in full auto. 1200 rounds per minute so you'd unload a standard 17 or 19 round mag in just under a second.
empty one of those into a car and anybody left alive will certainly think twice.

The kick back will mean you're riding backwards... even up hill...

 

[Kookas]

A 40 megaton nuclear warhead would be sure to get rid of every bad driver.

(And good driver.)

 

[screenman]

Do any of you who have posted own a car?