MDB and dodgy threads....

[AndyRM]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

USA or Lincolnshire?

Lincolnshire

I'm not sure that being a Tory or voting for them is actually worse or more soul-destroying than going to Lincolnshire....

That's debatable!
I have never voted Tory in my life!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I reckon it's a fairly closely run thing.... have you ever been to Linconshite before?

Yes, and I needed several weeks to recover.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Can I just say, I have no idea where that emoticon appeared from.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I was rather surprised at that from you.... as if you'd know what exercise is....

Is THAT what it is?

It looks possitively awful!

 

[Drago]

My second cousin comes from Lincolnshire.

He's your cousin, but also your Father! Fortunately his webbed feet aren't too bad

 

[Drago]

You can bet his nickname is 'Nuremburg'.

 

[Poacher]

The worse thing about it is his name......Giles. Whoever heard of a Farmer Giles? Unless you were a cockney proctologist.

There was an old farmer called Giles
Who suffered acutely from piles
His doctor said "bend
And spread 'em, my friend,
I'm taking some pics for my files"

All my own work.

 

[Poacher]

I'd rather go to Boston (Lincs) than be a Conservative or even vote for them in the first place!

Ah, Boston. Now known in my family as the epicentre of farkwittery.
(I'm originally from Lincolnshire, but not that benighted place).