Meet Cycling Singles.... WLTM.

[Stig-OT-Dump]

I visit CC from home., occasionally at work, sometimes on my netbook and on my smart phone. Thanks (I'm assuming) to cookies and not always logging in, I often get ads inviting me to meet cycling singles. It got me wondering as to whether anyone here is unlucky in love (if so, please don't play me at cards) and maybe wants to find a partner with similar hobbies.

I thought I might start a thread to help make things better.

I might not be the best person to start it off though, as I am happily married. BUT, if anybody in the Aberdeen area fancies a midweek pint or spending an evening traipsing round Kirkhill Forest after work - feel free to PM or post below.

Otherwise just hijack the thread, look for love here, and post the best ad you can write. Good luck!

 

[GTTTM]

I visit CC from home., occasionally at work, sometimes on my netbook and on my smart phone. Thanks (I'm assuming) to cookies and not always logging in, I often get ads inviting me to meet cycling singles. It got me wondering as to whether anyone here is unlucky in love (if so, please don't play me at cards) and maybe wants to find a partner with similar hobbies.

I thought I might start a thread to help make things better.

I might not be the best person to start it off though, as I am happily married. BUT, if anybody in the Aberdeen area fancies a midweek pint or spending an evening traipsing round Kirkhill Forest after work - feel free to PM or post below.

Otherwise just hijack the thread, look for love here, and post the best ad you can write. Good luck!

I'm not "unlucky" in love - I just haven't found the right replacement for my ex yet (in theory that should be piss easy to do as he's a bit of a knob really) - but then I haven't looked very hard.............

I've noticed loads of those ads popping up now as well

 

[Hover Fly]

You will need to post a photo of yourself either:
a/ draped round your ex on a piss-up or
b/ Grinning at the camera like an insane vampire.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I'm available for sympathy shags ....

 

[Becs]

Will allow motorboating for drinks . . . . ;-)

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

II might not be the best person to start it off though, as I am happily married. BUT,

Nuff said

 

[Broughtonblue]

I'm available for sympathy shags ....

You male or female, I find it's best to know with an offer like that!

 

[phil_hg_uk]

Will allow motorboating for drinks . . . . ;-)

What will you allow for pizza

 

[Fab Foodie]

You male or female, I find it's best to know with an offer like that!

errr, male, overweight, nearly 50 and desperate ... is that enough for your sympathy

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Bad tempered ugly old man with no prospects would like to meet 18 year old leggy blonde with large chest, must be able to cook.

 

[XmisterIS]

*ahem*

Hello lady womans! I am from Khazakstan. I like dinosaur, bicycles, prostitute. I have many muzzical enstrumans, I play. I have a wife, she die, I need new wife. Must be good with plough. Also must to cook, clean, and make good eurosex. High five! Pepsi max.

 

[ColinJ]

... non-smoker, must have GSOH, own bike, and be willing to wash in cold water in an unheated bathroom (or carry own kettle upstairs)!

 

[steve52]

man seeks woman with tatile nimble fingers to access thoses hard to reacne places! such as wheel hubs and in behind the chainring?

 

[Paulus]

Male cyclist seeks Kelly Brooke lookalike, must be able to fettle bottom brackets and cook a decent bacon sarnie and make a proper cup of tea.

 

[markg0vbr]

free to good home 20yr old lad, quite good at laying about on sofa, feet a bit smelly at times but house trained.
will wash up when given subtle hints "lad tha dun wasinup?" vacuums in a sort-of lacklustre way but can use the washing machine! a bit of training still to be done, but lots of potential.
i need the extra bedroom for bikes and workshop.