Men in Tights

[Cullin]

I know I have a thread on the go about coloured tights, but my sister in law (Redmountduo) is after some abstract coloured cycling tights / longs, what ever you want to call them, but we don't seem to be able to source them...
Thanks in advance, Any ideas..
Cheers

 

[Goffins]

I had my bum slapped {well brushed} while cycling in my gortex tights by a female passenger in a car. {I was actually going to flip out at being passed so close}

For that reason alone the tights are staying, even my exceptionally bastardish colleagues have accepted them with minimal ribbing.

I don't like to stand too far from the bike while wearing them mind you, especially when someone saw me after I changed to civvies and said "that's better".

 

[spandex]

I had my bum slapped {well brushed} while cycling in my gortex tights by a female passenger in a car. {I was actually going to flip out at being passed so close}

For that reason alone the tights are staying, even my exceptionally bastardish colleagues have accepted them with minimal ribbing.

I don't like to stand too far from the bike while wearing them mind you, especially when someone saw me after I changed to civvies and said "that's better".

I would of given them a right gob full

 

[Goffins]

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I would of given them a right gob full

If you'd seen who said it, I think your sentence would be more literal than you'd have thought.
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[FBOAB]

I wear tights. I'm no serious cyclist in the Bonj sense but I find them comfortable for cycling so That's the reason I wear them. I have a paunch ( bigger than most but I'm working on it) They're the most comfortable things to do the job so I don't care what I look like. Then again, If people start taking the pee, I'll scurry off and wear something more regular and normal looking!

 

[Auntie Helen]

I went out on a ride last night with a group of people, most of whom were wearing lycra. One poor chap's rear derailleur snapped in half (second time he'd used the new bike!) so we were standing around for ages whilst someone bodged a repair for him. I found my eyes strangely drawn to his nether regions because of the lycra. That doesn't normally happen to me but I think it was because we were standing around in the middle of nowhere with everyone's headlights trained on his bike/him.

 

[Wigsie]

I went out on a ride last night with a group of people, most of whom were wearing lycra. One poor chap's rear derailleur snapped in half (second time he'd used the new bike!) so we were standing around for ages whilst someone bodged a repair for him. I found my eyes strangely drawn to his nether regions because of the lycra. That doesn't normally happen to me but I think it was because we were standing around in the middle of nowhere with everyone's headlights trained on his bike/him.

Pervy pervy perv perv!

 

[Auntie Helen]

 

[Angelfishsolo]

Lycra rules, lets just admit it and be proud to be MEN IN TIGHTS

 

[Cubist]

Didn't know you were Jewish, Maz!

Oh well, no skin off my nose if you are!

I enjoy wearing lycra as it's practical and comfortable, and like most of you fellas out there, you always get a second look from the ladies!

Err, Dayvo, it's not only Jews who have circumstancial evidence of their religion. I guess Maz is a follower of a 7th Century Ibrahimic faith?

 

[Dayvo]

Err, Dayvo, it's not only Jews who have circumstancial evidence of their religion. I guess Maz is a follower of a 7th Century Ibrahimic faith?

Thanks, it was a joke.

I'm well aware of Maz's faith. We're mates!

 

[Cubist]

Thanks, it was a joke.

I'm well aware of Maz's faith. We're mates!

Don't worry, I just think circumcision jokes are a bit off..........