That made me laugh. Reminds me of the old Carbolic soap joke "..but mum, cars don't have......"
Let's not go there Norm!
after years working on the farm, practically bathing in diseasel on a daily basis, the skin on my knuckles now starts cracking in mid-October and needs moisturiser from then to March/April. If I skip a day with the moisturiser, it becomes very painful and soon starts bleeding, so I slap Norwegian formula or something similar on daily.