men versus women .....

[Ladytrucker]

multi task

 

[Longshot]

multi task

We can but there's no way we're letting you lot know that!

 

[Fnaar]

lady garden .

Great term. I shall be using that.

 

[Ladytrucker]

talk

 

[Rezillo]

Have I accidentally logged into mumsnet or something?

I get most of mumsnet read out to me by Mrs Rezillo. Lady gardens seem to feature prominently but more in the kind of way that puts you off your crisps.

 

[Spinney]

'how far up the wall can you p*ss' competitions

 

[flatflr]

Women can't be wrong (or that's the view my ex had)

 

[Nearly there]

men can keep a secret

 

[Shut Up Legs]

men can keep a secret

No, no, no, that was supposed to be a secret! You've just let the cat out of the bag, mate

 

[edwardd67]

Most women can't understand the offside rule.

 

[Arch]

Most women can't understand the offside rule.

Nah, we can, we just can't be bothered to...

 

[Nearly there]

No, no, no, that was supposed to be a secret! You've just let the cat out of the bag, mate

How did you know I had a cat in a bag who told you

 

[Lullabelle]

Most women can't understand the offside rule.

The what?

 

[Lullabelle]

talk

I work in an office where men outnumber women, those boys can talk endless c**p for hours

 

[ComedyPilot]

Drive