Messy bloody cyclists throwing their drinks containers...

... Ok, which one of you does this belong to? Bigtallfatbloke? Hmm?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/highlands_and_islands/7164220.stm

 

Not me...

...bottle cage not big enough.

My guess is, it's a stray ex-Soviet missile with a live 100-megaton thermonuclear warhead still in place, primed and on a time-fuse ... set to detonate on ... (*looks at watch*)

See you, folks...

 

I think it is an energy saving bulb from a lighthouse, chucked into the sea because it started to flicker...

 

erm...rumbled again...oh well...I admit it...this was my lucosade energy drink container for the 145km day of my summer tour...these days I can eat 145km on just a single cornflake and a t spoon of water...but back then I was a 'beginner'

 

Lucozade! You expect us to believe that?

Test it for Stella!

 

Looks like a tea caddy

 

I think it's Parris's ego

 

I think NASA are looking for that !

 

It's the inner bit of a toilet roll holder.. you know, with springy bits at each end to keep it in place. They expand on contact with seawater.

 

Exactly how far is

from Eriskay? And do the currents flow the right way?

Get the can-opener out lads, no time to lose!

 

I wonder where they got the phone number for the office of "Experts on Huge Metal Containers".

 

Does it say "Rego" on the side?