Middle Class Sandwich of the Day Award!

[Aperitif]

I had home-made rye sourdough bread filled with lightly cooked plover's egg on a bed of sliced unborn kangaroo.

Yummy.

Why don't you get your bread in Brighton, Rich?

3 pots of coffee, washed away with four (IV) - no, not intraveinously - 4, slices of wholemeal, butter and Romanian Lime Honey.

I have four eggs over, easy.. in fact, I think I have sixteen of them left.

 

[rich p]

Why don't you get your bread in Brighton, Rich?

3 pots of coffee, washed away with four (IV) - no, not intraveinously - 4, slices of wholemeal, butter and Romanian Lime Honey.

I have four eggs over, easy.. in fact, I think I have sixteen of them left.

Romanian lime, honey?

Oooh ta, cheeky chops, don't mind if I do.

 

[slowmotion]

Bacon roll with Colmans mustard, washed down with a Coke. KitKat for pudding. Sorted.

 

[Aperitif]

Romanian lime, honey?

Oooh ta, cheeky chops, don't mind if I do.

You should try Pate Lla honey, Rich - it's the bees knees

 

[rich p]

Bacon roll with Colmans mustard, washed down with coke. Snorted.

You metrosexuals!

 

[slowmotion]

Very good Rich!

 

[661-Pete]

For me - pickled herring and cucumber.
Go on, 'classify' me! I defy you all!

I had home-made rye sourdough bread filled with lightly cooked plover's egg on a bed of sliced unborn kangaroo.

Have you any idea what an unborn kangaroo looks like? (don't click if you're squeamish).

 

[Crackle]

Hmmm, I can't beat that. Cheese and ham but it was in a wrap, that's the poshest I run too. I did have Chilli Snack O Jacks and hummus but I suspect the Snack o Jacks aren't too posh either. I think yesterdays bacon barm and tea from the catering van takes some beating though.

 

[Night Train]

I only have Pastrami in one, applejack smoked cheese mixed with Wensleydale with apricot and redcurrents in another and lime marmalade in the last one.

It will go well with the fried egg and sausage sarnie for breakfast!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Call us wussies, you're the one drinking Earl Ponce!

It's for a balanced diet ...

 

[Fnaar]

I had last night's left over pasta.

 

[Bigsharn]

Morrissons own brown bread, with Morrissons own mature cheddar and Bernard Matthews ham.

Do I win yet?

 

[Arch]

Colleague of mine claimed to have suffered a very middle class injury the other day - burnt his tongue on a toasted pine nut...

As for sandwiches, I had Sainsburys Basic Ham in Waitrose long life bread, alongside a pack of Sainsbuys basics chicken instant noodles, and a Chonion* from the corner shop.

*Cheese and Onion Pasty.

What the heck class does that make me?

 

[accountantpete]

We're proper middle class round here- tonight it's meat & potato pie butty

 

[benb]

We're proper middle class round here- tonight it's meat & potato pie butty

That has made me feel a bit sick.