Sheffield_Tiger
Guru
And there was me not wanting to post about a sticker on their car because I thought that was stretching the definition of "minor"
Minor acts of revenge
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And there was me not wanting to post about a sticker on their car because I thought that was stretching the definition of "minor"
Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
nutjob
cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
replace contents with something a similar colour , marmite ?Fridge...nah do it properly...
Freezer
I'll sort it now, God doesn't have a very good record at putting things right.
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Expanding foam up the pipe works better. Although a pint of milk in through the vents at the bottom of the windscreen apparently makes the car interior smell of sour milk. Forever.
A friend was once having his milk taken from the fridge at work, so he replaced it with something that looked the same. Watered-down emulsion paint doesn't enhance cornflakes, I am told.
A friend was once having his milk taken from the fridge at work, so he replaced it with something that looked the same. Watered-down emulsion paint doesn't enhance cornflakes, I am told.
I'm not a monster.Fridge...nah do it properly...
Freezer
An acquaintance once had a falling-out with his landlord, and wrote some nasty words on the landlord’s front lawn.
In fertiliser.
Accy cyclist
Legendary Member
- Location
- The hills of Accrington
Me and a few friends got some hassle off some bouncers once in a pub. Off i went to the gents to do a bit of plumbing. I took the top off the toilet's water tank and unscrewed the ball on the ballcock. I sat there watching the gents,and low and behold within 5 minutes i saw about 4 bouncers running into the gents with mops and buckets.
Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
Moved my cousin's porn mags from in his room to just inside my Aunt's piano after he gave me a Chinese burn when we were playing with lego. We were about 11 or so at the time.
Aunt was not happy.
Aunt was not happy.
You win.
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
An old acquaintance of mine told me of a revenge him and his friends took against a bloke who'd put a fork through their football. it involved the privy (outside loo) a drawing pin and some dog poo on a dark night (this was in the 1920s)
Apparently you put the drawing pin on the thumb-latch and liberally cover it with the dog poo, then wait.
Apparently you put the drawing pin on the thumb-latch and liberally cover it with the dog poo, then wait.
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Not if you've got the right spud although it probably worked better in the 70s when cars struggled to start anyway DAMHIKT
We have major problems with the local car boot sale parking on pavements, across drives and inconsiderately
One of the neighbours used to work for a firm and had a pair of car jacks with wheels
One weekend when someone obstructed his drive, he used them to move he car up the road and abandoned it on the local main road parked front in, back sticking out into the road, then called the Police to report the appalling parking
The Police were not very supportive of "this is not where and how I parked ny car" as an argument and after giving the driver a severe ticking off, also issued a FPN
An old acquaintance of mine told me of a revenge him and his friends took against a bloke who'd put a fork through their football. it involved the privy (outside loo) a drawing pin and some dog poo on a dark night (this was in the 1920s)
Apparently you put the drawing pin on the thumb-latch and liberally cover it with the dog poo, then wait.
A kids trick when I was young, used to be to put the bag of dog poo on a step, set light to it and knock on the door... then run away
The automatic reaction of the poor victim was to stamp on the burning bag!
Not that I would do such an awful thing, it was the bigger boys wot dun it!
