Minor acts of revenge

[Bollo]

My daughter has failed to tidy up her jar of Nutella after making some toast.

I've just put the jar in the fridge.

Heheheheee.

 

[vickster]

Fridge...nah do it properly...



Freezer

 

[Rooster1]

My daughter fails to close the drawers in her room every day (they appear to be one way drawers).
Perhaps I should nail them shut?

 

[mjr]

My daughter fails to close the drawers in her room every day (they appear to be one way drawers).
Perhaps I should nail them shut?

Just remember to nail through the sides. It's remarkably difficult to get good purchase into solid wood when nailing through the drawer front. DAMHIK.

 

[TVC]

Drivers who park their cars blocking footpaths find that their windscreen wipers have been lifted. No damage done, just a little inconvenience and perhaps a little stress knowing somebody has touched their car.

 

[Sandra6]

When the children were younger and didn't tidy up after themselves, I would scoop up all the offending toys/clothes/etc into a bin bag and declare it was off to the tip, then secretly put it in the back of a cupboard.
Sometimes I would forget it was there.

 

[MartinQ]

My daughter has failed to tidy up her jar of Nutella after making some toast.

I've just put the jar in the fridge.

Heheheheee.

She obviously wanted to share it with the family .... eat it

 

[raleighnut]

Drivers who park their cars blocking footpaths find that their windscreen wipers have been lifted. No damage done, just a little inconvenience and perhaps a little stress knowing somebody has touched their car.

Spud up the exhaust works wonders too. DAMHIKT

 

[Andy_R]

My daughter has failed to tidy up her jar of Nutella after making some toast.

I've just put the jar in the fridge.

Heheheheee.

As long as she's not allergic, stir in some hot english mustard or horseradish

 

[Piemaster]

Radio officers on ships used to look after the bonded stores - booze and fags. Him and another crew member had took a real dislike to each other, such that when when the crew member went home with his duty free bottle of Grouse what he actually got was a carefully re-sealed bottle of tea. Took the 'Sparky' ages to get the colour right too.

A thread peeled of a roll of duct tape looks remarkably like a scratch when applied to a car apparently.

 

[Milzy]

Nitromoors all over the car. And chemicals all over their prize lawn. It's a bit far compared to Nutella trick mind.

 

[TVC]

Nitromoors all over the car. And chemicals all over their prize lawn. It's a bit far compared to Nutella trick mind.

Not sure you could call that a minor act of revenge, but I like your thinking.

 

[winjim]

My daughter has failed to tidy up her jar of Nutella after making some toast.

I've just put the jar in the fridge.

Heheheheee.

Fridge...nah do it properly...



Freezer

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

 

[vickster]

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Or frozen

 

[numbnuts]

Do not avenge yourselves, beloved,
but leave room for God's wrath.
For it is written: "Vengeance is Mine, I will repay, says the Lord."