Minor race thread 2017 **spoilers**

[roadrash]

what the fekin hell is carlton Kirby on coquard wins the sprint and the bellend Kirby says......like a surgeon , he dug out his scalpel and delivered a patient.......wtf

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

what the fekin hell is carlton Kirby on coquard wins the sprint and the bellend Kirby says......like a surgeon , he dug out his scalpel and delivered a patient.......wtf

He's an utter bellend; he utterly loves himself as well, his twitter is hilarious although I think he's being serious.

 

[roadrash]

I'm too frightened to look at his twitter page.

 

[rich p]

The sad thing for us is that he appears to know as little about cycling as he did when he started.
But, and this is the issue, he thinks he does. Effing twat.

 

[roadrash]

and now no pictures until the finish line,transponder plane has engine trouble,so that's half an hour of Kirby waffling on, now wheres the mute button.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Another win for cheekbones boy Vichot at Haut Var

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Does anyone want to hazard a guess at what the trophy is supposed to be?

 

[rich p]

Does anyone want to hazard a guess at what the trophy is supposed to be?
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A chess piece?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

A chess piece?

I did think it could be that, I also thought it might be a giant pepper mill; not sure of the relevance of either.

 

[mjr]

Does anyone want to hazard a guess at what the trophy is supposed to be?
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Bong!

 

[Crackle]

So which upcoming races have a load of sand in them: Well Abu Dhabi do.

And that's this years Abu Dhabi joke.

Oh and Contador is supporting Mollema this year: He says.

 

[rich p]

Oh and Contador is supporting Mollema this year: He says.

In what?
Not the TdF.

 

[Crackle]

In what?
Not the TdF.

Abu Dhabi, doh!

 

[rich p]

Abu Dhabi, doh!

Ah, silly me!
Sheikin' All Over...

 

[rich p]

Cav wins his first race of the year in the bore-fest, sprint in stage 1 of Abu Dabby Doodah.
Comprehensibly whupped Greipel, but Kittel and Ewan took a tumble.