Mistaken Identity

[Pat "5mph"]

so who is the real radio renegade

The real radio renegate is a random guy sent by the "real radio" station. The station tells its listeners the area the renegate will be at on a certain day, the public have to find him. if he's caught, he must answer yes to the question "are you the real radio renegate". The price for outing him is currently £ 3,000.

 

[Arch]

He was convinced that I was 'someone off the telly'

David Attenborough? Dame Edna Everage? Sooty?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

David Attenborough? Dame Edna Everage? Sooty?

....Sue Boyle? Patrick Moore? Mick Hucknall?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

....John McCrirrick? Ken Dodd? Eric Pickles??

 

[Pat "5mph"]

....John McCrirrick? Ken Dodd? Eric Pickles??

you lost us now.

 

[slowmotion]

A friend is a lawyer who works for Squeeze and he was given a couple of good tickets to see them in Shepherds Bush. We had seats at the front row of the balcony, next to an aisle. In a brief lull between two songs, a great big bloke ran up to me, looked me firmly in the eye and said "I want to shake your hand, mate...you're a blooming legend". I was a bit taken aback but shook his hand anyway, and off he went. I've never quite worked out who I was supposed to be, but I quite liked being famous for about ten seconds.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Give it a couple of weeks of light jogging and you'll have buns like 2 peaches in a silk bag

For the record, I like boys as much as girls. There, I said it (I was a very confused 11 year old when I realised that).

...In other words, I'll 'clock' most things at least once.

Yes folks, I'm Bi. Now live with it.

NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[Night Train]

David Attenborough? Dame Edna Everage? Sooty?

More like Kung Fu Panda!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

For the record, I like boys as much as girls. There, I said it (I was a very confused 11 year old when I realised that).

...In other words, I'll 'clock' most things at least once.

I sense a mod with arched brows

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

you lost us now.

John McCrirrick - the racehorse pundit on channel 4 who likes to wear silly hats

Ken Dodd - a comedian who's about 328, but who refuses to die retire.

Eric Pickles, a VERY fat Politician.

I've never quite worked out who I was supposed to be, but I quite liked being famous for about ten seconds.

He quite possibly was a taxi driver and you were the first cyclist he'd ever seen stopping at a red light

 

[colly]

....John McCrirrick? Ken Dodd? Eric Pickles??

What's that Doug? List of the nude pin-ups on your wall?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I sense a mod with arched brows

Let 'em, and I'll clock them too for their troubles!

 

[Pat "5mph"]

He quite possibly was a taxi driver and you were the first cyclist he'd ever seen stopping at a red light

me like!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

What's that Doug? List of the nude pin-ups on your wall?

Hardy har har har!!

No, no, I'm not blind yet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

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