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Monday humour:- Why parents drink (inside)

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by betty swollocks, 31 Mar 2008.

  1. betty swollocks

    betty swollocks large member

    Why Parents Drink


    The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

    'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

    'Yes,' whispered the small voice.
    'May I talk with him?'

    The child whispered, 'No.'

    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' ' Yes '

    'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No'

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

    'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman.'

    Wondering what a copper would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

    'No, he's busy,' whispered the child.

    'Busy doing what?'

    'Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , 'came the whispered answer.

    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

    'A helicopter,' answered the whispering voice.

    'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
    Again, whispering, the child answered,

    'The search team just landed a helicopter.'

    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

    'ME'
     
  2. mondobongo

    mondobongo Über Member

    Absolutely brilliant nearly spat coffee everywhere.
     
  3. Melvil

    Melvil Standard nerd

    Like it!
     
  4. Dave5N

    Dave5N Über Member

    Spot on.
     
  5. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    That's a good joke no matter what the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    This was part of the conversation that kid in Bradford had with the police - yuh know the situation where the mother couldnt be a mother for some inane reason !