Monday. Thank God. Allnthe workies clear off to the the salt mines* and leave the world to those that appreciate it.
Though in modern parlance:
Customer initiation response distributor
Administrative assistant
Customer relations officer
Buildings maintenance facility management services group co-ordinator (that's the bloke who makes sure the mop buckets are put back in the right place)
Post Hamster funeral therapist
Customer care support
Nail gluer wotsit
Automated customer diversion team leader
Unisex hair management
Customer after support care worker
After nail gluing decorative assistant
Data centre duster/sweeper person
Post customer support contact failure trauma personnel...