Money in running a porn website

[trustysteed]

I suspect the customers will want to see lots of rotation.

as well as a few splits!

 

[Yorkshireman]

well you don't need to have any actual content, all you need is to infest people's computers with viruses, pop up about a billion popup windows and show lots of flashy adverts.

Now that sounds like the 'Voice of Experience' ... I can sort all those nasty pop ups, virus and flash stuff out for you Bonj. I'll get rid of them and stop them coming back ... For a price ...

 

[Aperitif]

and a helmet cam :?:

ouch!

 

[rich p]

I'm a XXXX film stunt co-ordinator. So, if you want, I could, ahem, put my tuppence in

Is that a spoonerism?

 

[Bigtallfatbloke]

...and you all thought my alias referred to my waiste size ..

 

[Arch]

Is that a spoonerism?

<snigger out loud>!!!

 

[Elmer Fudd]

if you've ony got tuppence, perhaps that explains why you only co-ordinate the stunts and aren't the star of the XXXX films!

It's 80p really, I charge by the inch (35p)
Mind, it's filled 4 prams (not in a line though !! )

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I'm starting to audition. Could you just post pictures of yourselves indulging in your favourite perversion. I need to compile a shortlist.

 

[trustysteed]

i'm sorry, the gimp doesn't wake up till 4pm.

 

[Arch]

I'm starting to audition. Could you just post pictures of yourselves indulging in your favourite perversion. I need to compile a shortlist.

See my profile pic...

 

[Big Bren]

I understand that the going rate for these sites is £20-30 per month subscription

Lord above - that must be the specialist porn sites that only solicitors and other public schoolboy types subscribe to. A few minutes of rigorous and not in any way enjoyable research has shown me that the subscription rates for those sites aimed at normal people are available for just a few quid per month.

I gather that there are people out there who provide content - any of us could set up and maintain a site, and the content provider will sell us the required amount of smut to keep our punters happy. I suspect that's where the real money is, but I'm not speaking from any meaningful experience.

Bren

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

What's Porn? <insert angelic halo type smiley here>

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

What's Porn? <insert angelic halo type smiley here>

Nothing that you need to worry your prettly little head about. Just get your nice open crotch fireman's uniform on while I adjust the camera.

 

[Arch]

What's Porn? <insert angelic halo type smiley here>

It's that boring looking piece you get 16 of in a chess set...

 

[Keith Oates]

I always thought that reading porn was getting hold of some cycling mags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!