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swee'pea99

Squire
Walking back from Tesco, saw a woman at the kerb - this on a narrow and busy road - suddenly just set off...not a glance behind...then wobble half way across the road, and so away. Oblivious. Jesus.
 

Crankarm

Guru
Location
Nr Cambridge
Do you think she had she been on the sauce SP?
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
I once took the son of my Syrian agent out cycling - what a nightmare! He set off just like that, wobbling along with his knees splayed just like...an Arab on a bike, swerved straight out in front of a car who hit the brakes and quite rightfully gave him a blast on his horn.... which didn't bother my friend because Arabs use their horns all the time.

Never again.
 
Location
Rammy
I nearly knocked down a cyclist the other day, i genuinely didn't see him due to the lack of lights, also nearly took one out this morning due to the fog (again, no lights)
 
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swee'pea99

swee'pea99

Squire
Nope - not pissed, just gormless. Done up to the nines with hi-viz, helmet, the works....just....hold it up to the light - not a brain in sight.
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
Early today I was whizzing down a hill and a couple of mouth-breathers stepped off the pavement in front of me without looking. I could understand someone young not hearing any vehicles and assuming it was OK to cross but these two looked too old to be able to hear....!
 
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