More Jargon Bingo - does anyone have "COMONS" at work?

[matticus]

Anyone use this jargon? Know what it stands for??

(We seem to use it for project costs/deadlines/forecasting. Maybe … I don't go to those kinds of meeting.)

 

[matticus]

So, thank you for your engagement with this thread.

But does anyone know the bloody answer?!?

 

[Saluki]

Collection of Morons or Numpties symposium?

or
Cooperative Measurement and Modelling of Open Networked Systems

 

[All uphill]

So, thank you for your engagement with this thread.

But does anyone know the bloody answer?!?

Google knows two answers...

 

[Milkfloat]

I get the impression that someone at your work made up/renamed something to make themselves seem clever.

 

[Deleted member 26715]

They are the bricks that you use below the damp proof course on a house

 

[matticus]

I get the impression that someone at your work made up/renamed something to make themselves seem clever.

you are most likely right!

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Cost Of.... something?

 

[JPBoothy]

They are the bricks that you use below the damp proof course on a house

Only these 'B'ricks (or something like that) are probably not as useful.. Sounds like a new one for BS Bingo sheet.. They love them where I work. In the Weeds, Deep Dive blah blah blah 🥱

 

[classic33]

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/0167945789900158

 

[Maverick Goose]

Only these 'B'ricks (or something like that) are probably not as useful.. Sounds like a new one for BS Bingo sheet.. They love them where I work. In the Weeds, Deep Dive blah blah blah 🥱

"Let's strategise our goal windows and stay on brand during the week going forward" (we even have a Brand Director as well).

 

[Supersuperleeds]

Cost Of Moving On Numpties.

 

[wheresthetorch]

I kept getting emails with PSA included in the text, which I though was something to do with the prostate. Turns out it means 'Please See Attached'. Why not just type it?

 

[Globalti]

Dunno what COMONS means but where I work everybody it talking about the EBITDA, another annoyingly fashionable term.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Dunno what COMONS means but where I work everybody it talking about the EBITDA, another annoyingly fashionable term.

That's a standard term, widely accepted and understood tbh.