More RLJ tales

[Maz]

Excellent Adam AnTete! Did you make that up yourself?

 

[magnatom]

I'm the dandy pavement man, I ride there it's been said,
I love to break the law and jump through traffic lights at red.
I have no lights upon my bike and day glo is too dull
My brakes are f**ked and I never wear a helmet on my skull.

Stand in amazement, I'm about to end my life (do do do do HUP).

Not the one I was thinking of but very good!

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Excellent Adam AnTete! Did you make that up yourself?

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Not the one I was thinking of but very good!

Ah. OK:

Don't you ever, don't you ever!
No red light jumps or riding on the pavement
It's illegal, and it's damn rude,
Shows you up as quite an unaccomplished Cyclist

Mag-na-tom (ooo-aaaa) Mag-na-tom (ooo-aaa)
He will film you and post you up on You Tube

Mag-na-tom (ooo-aaaa) Mag-na-tom (ooo-aaa)
He will tell you exactly how it should be.

dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum.

 

[magnatom]

Ah. OK:

Don't you ever, don't you ever!
No red light jumps or riding on the pavement
It's illegal, and it's damn rude,
Shows you up as quite an unaccomplished Cyclist

Mag-na-tom (ooo-aaaa) Mag-na-tom (ooo-aaa)
He will film you and post you up on You Tube

Mag-na-tom (ooo-aaaa) Mag-na-tom (ooo-aaa)
He will tell you exactly how it should be.

dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dum.

Nope. Not that one either. I think you will just have to try again!

 

[BentMikey]

btw, I should point out that I don't ride on the pavement, mostly because it's both illegal and not well received here.

 

[Maz]

Nope. Not that one either. I think you will just have to try again!

Don't red light jump, what do you do?
Don't pave-ment ride, what do you do?
A subtle inuendo follows
Must be ridin' primary.

 

[Tetedelacourse]

Don't red light jump, what do you do?
Don't pave-ment ride, what do you do?
A subtle inuendo follows
Must be ridin' primary.

 

[Arch]

Adam and the Ants! Anyone else really looking forward to Ashes to Ashes? (coming soon to BBC1)

"Fire up the Quattro!" is already catchphrase of the series, I suspect....

 

[QuickDraw]

Any chance you can get Adam Ant involved in your campaign? All you need is to get him to re-record his old hits with the new lyrics of that famous songwriting partnership Tete and Maz. Some 80s hits with a road saftey message. How can your campaign fail?

 

[magnatom]

Yes Maz, that's the one I was thinking of. It seems we have some writing talent!

Quickdraw, all we need is an Adam Ant impersonator. I think they might be a bit cheaper!

 

[Maz]

Any chance you can get Adam Ant involved in your campaign? All you need is to get him to re-record his old hits with the new lyrics of that famous songwriting partnership Tete and Maz. Some 80s hits with a road saftey message. How can your campaign fail?

Maz n Tete?
Tete n Maz!
And best of all we don't pay Roo-ad Tax!


(guess where that one's from?)

 

[gambatte]

Don'tknock down a cyclist, you'll end up black and blue
Knacker his forks, D Locks looking for you!!

 

[Maz]

Maz n Tete?
Tete n Maz!
And best of all we don't pay Roo-ad Tax!


(guess where that one's from?)

No, You've had long enough to guess..the tune is the closing bars of Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere.

What was your tune Gambatte?

 

[gambatte]

No, You've had long enough to guess..the tune is the closing bars of Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere.

What was your tune Gambatte?

"Don't tread on an ant you'll end up black and blue
You cut off his head
Legs come looking for you" - Antmusic