Morning ablutions

[biggs682]

Here is a good one.

Having had my morning ablution I can never decide whether to flush the loo before or after a shower?

 

[Bazzer]

What, you wash your hands in the toilet?

 

[Scotchlovingcylist]

I'm currently having my morning ablution and it is most certainly a flusher

 

[perplexed]

I know it's going to be a great day if the morning ablutions require 5 flushes and the balloon whisk, followed by a lay-down for 5 minutes...

 

[cisamcgu]

Why would you not flush the toilet ? It makes no sense ....

 

[Drago]

I shite in the shower, saves time. When the kids use the bath after me I tell them they're turtles heads.

 

[rich p]

This is a life-affirming thread.

 

[jonny jeez]

Here is a good one.

Having had my morning ablution I can never decide whether to flush the loo before or after a shower?

Eh?

Why would you not flush the toilet ? It makes no sense ....

Phew, I thought I was the one going mad.

 

[Cyclist33]

Here is a good one.

Having had my morning ablution I can never decide whether to flush the loo before or after a shower?

Ablution means wash, so by the time you have had your morning ablution it won't matter whether the flush affects the shower.

 

[Scotchlovingcylist]

[QUOTE 3759939, member: 45"]The cistern refilling affects the shower temp.[/QUOTE]

And also the pressure in our house

 

[Aperitif]

Here is a good one.

Having had my morning ablution I can never decide whether to flush the loo before or after a shower?

Well...with a turdos philomelos, you could do it with a song in your heart. "Biggs - the great drain nobber"

 

[Milkfloat]

[QUOTE 3759939, member: 45"]The cistern refilling affects the shower temp.[/QUOTE]
Thermostatic shower should solve that.

 

[rich p]

boggs 682

 

[numbnuts]

shoot shower flush it saves time waiting for the cistern refilling

 

[Fnaar]

5 flushes and the balloon whisk, ...