Most cyclists are Pisces.

[classic33]

There is some truth in this.

When my chain is in the correct alignment, it runs a lot better.

And your hub geared bike works best when all the planetary gears are in alignment.

 

[raleighnut]

Piscean here

 

[classic33]

I'm Ophiuchus

 

[OldShep]

I’m a Piscean who cycles it must be true.
I think due to hot summer nights a lot of us are born in the Spring.

 

[FrothNinja]

Snake

 

[FrothNinja]

February 31

Wasn't that 90 years and 7 months ago? According to an older cycle that would be a horse or goat...

 

[Reynard]

"Scorpios and Pisces are also quite irritable."

https://www.oneindia.com/india/fbi-...signs-what-type-criminal-are-you-2415791.html

Well, I'm a Piscean who tends to be irritable when on her monthly...

 

[captain nemo1701]

Same here, and as Billy Connolly one said, 'I'm sagittarius, half man and half horse, licensed to shoot in the street.'

This is from An Audience with Billy Connolly from the 80's. The actual line is:

'I'm Sagittarius...half man, half horse...licence to sh*t in the street'

It's part of the incontinence knickers routine....which is outrageously funny

 

[Drago]

I'm Ophiuchus

You're some kind of flying dinosaur?

Seriously though, I'm a February piscean. My gran was February the 29th, so passed away as an OAP aged only 22.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

I'm Ophiuchus

No I’m Ophiuchus

 

[cookiemonster]

I was a born a Virgo but I arrived 4 weeks early so I should be a Libra.

What effect that has I have no idea. Any witches on the forum that could tell me?

 

[cookiemonster]

No I’m Ophiuchus

And so is your wife?

 

[Reynard]

I was a born a Virgo but I arrived 4 weeks early so I should be a Libra.

What effect that has I have no idea. Any witches on the forum that could tell me?

If you cross my palm with silver...

Actually, I do read runes and the tarot.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Most Pisces can’t ride bikes. Like fish out of water.

 

[ClichéGuevara]