Most romantic lines you have heard

[montage]

Either said to you/by you or to a friend.

 

[Jane Smart]

Either said to you/by you or to a friend.

want to be my second wife?

 

[scots_lass]

I once got 'Do you want to be wife No. 2?'

Subtle difference from Jane's!

 

[Jane Smart]

I once got 'Do you want to be wife No. 2?'

Subtle difference from Jane's!

Did you say yes though?

I did

 

[Chrisz]

"For a fat bird you don't sweat much do you?"

Needless to say that one actually ended a night of passion

 

[ComedyPilot]

This face is leaving in 5 minutes, be on it!



[it worked in a bar in Wertach, Bavaria, 1987]

 

[montage]

"For a fat bird you don't sweat much do you?"

Needless to say that one actually ended a night of passion

ahahahaha

 

[ComedyPilot]

Listen, do you want to spend the rest of your life wondering , "what if.....?" and let me walk out of your life forever, or do you want to take that 'RISK' and realise I am just as bad in bed as all the others, but I am available, and it will be a golden opportunity for me to try to find that special little thing that us men just can't find if we go now.


I got a slap for that one, in a bar in Dortmund 1985 (Power Pub, Wambeler Hellweg). But strangely it worked at a BBQ in Thirsk in 1987.

Wierd.

 

[jeltz]

A friend of mine used this line "You're like a spanner, you tighten my nuts " it must have been romantic it worked.

 

[ACS]

Liverpool is famous for 2 things beautiful women and top class footballers ...... what position do you play?

Excuse me, fancy a fu*k, a lot of slapped faces but a fair few Ok’s. Not me I must add but a friend of mine.

 

[Panter]

Gotta be "tats ooot."

Actually, a friend of mine used (successfully too I might add the line "Fancy a scud?"

 

[Kirstie]

These lyrics:

If I am alive this time next year,
will I have arrived in time to share?
And mine is about as good this far.
And I'm still applied to what you are.
And I am joining all my thoughts to you.
And I'm preparing every part for you.

And I heard from the trees a great parade.
And I heard from the hills a band was made.
And will I be invited to the sound?
And will I be a part of what you've made?
And I am throwing all my thoughts away.
And I'm destroying every bet I've made.
And I am joining all my thoughts to you.
And I'm preparing every part for you

It's a song called 'All the trees of the fields will clap their hands' by Sufjan Stevens.

 

[dellzeqq]

it's funny that most of the answers see 'romance' as a means to an end, rather than an end in itself

 

[Flying_Monkey]

Oh come on, dell, stop being so delicate - there is no man alive who hasn't considered things that way at some point in their lives... even if we eventually grow up and learn to appreciate the fine words of Mr Sufjan Stevens, who I just missed seeing in Montreal this weekend because I had to go to Toronto instead... grrr.

 

[magnatom]

Imagine the scene...busy nightclub, thumping tunes, everyone is ever so slightly drunk....

If I am alive this time next year,

Sorry?

will I have arrived in time to share?
And mine is about as good this far.
And I'm still applied to what you are.

Ur ye on drugs?

And I am joining all my thoughts to you.
And I'm preparing every part for you.

Yur preparing every part of what? Whit are ye babblin oan aboot?

And I heard from the trees a great parade.
And I heard from the hills a band was made.
And will I be invited to the sound?
And will I be a part of what you've made?

Betsy, get a load a' this! Huv ye ever heard so much nonsense?! Look, the bloke is even gettin doon on his knees noo! Get yer mobile oot. Maybe if we film it we can aw huv a laugh at this mug when we get oor kebabs!

And I am throwing all my thoughts away.
And I'm destroying every bet I've made.
And I am joining all my thoughts to you.
And I'm preparing every part for you

Ye know what, he's kinna sweet. Bit of a shame he's puddin faced! Right Betsy your round of Tequila....

I just don't think it would work...