Most romantic lines you have heard

[MacB]

for you I killa de bull but, for your sister, I killa you!

Guy from Zimbabwe I worked with in the 80's, really caught on in our circles, don't remember it ever actually working though,

 

[meenaghman]

The classic " Have you got any Irish in you ? -- do you want some ? "
Irishman's answer to foreplay - "brace yourself Bridget, I'm coming in".

 

[Kirstie]

Mr Sufjan Stevens, who I just missed seeing in Montreal this weekend because I had to go to Toronto instead... grrr.

Noooooo! But then I would be greener than green with envy if you had seen him!!

 

[Kirstie]

I just don't think it would work...

As you have so aptly demonstrated, context is everything...

 

[Mr Pig]

Mike Harding:

"D'you drop em?"
"Not usually but you talked me into it"

 

[Chrisz]

it's funny that most of the answers see 'romance' as a means to an end, rather than an end in itself

There's only one reason we (males) buy women flowers, meals, drinks and chat nicely to them - it is indeed a means to an end

Fancy going halfs on a bastard??

 

[Archie_tect]

Listen, do you want to spend the rest of your life wondering , "what if.....?" and let me walk out of your life forever, or do you want to take that 'RISK' and realise I am just as bad in bed as all the others, but I am available, and it will be a golden opportunity for me to try to find that special little thing that us men just can't find if we go now.


I got a slap for that one, in a bar in Dortmund 1985 (Power Pub, Wambeler Hellweg). But strangely it worked at a BBQ in Thirsk in 1987.

Wierd.

How is Dayvo?

 

[Dayvo]

How is Dayvo?

Dayvo, he say NO, and thus broke the 100 metres world record!

Oh, and I'm fine, thanks!

 

[Browser]

"I can't understand how you didn't hurt yourself when you fell from heaven" (not used by me, seen elsewhere).

"Swallow me c**k". Used by an ex-submariner mate of mine, unsucessfully.

"D'you like jewellery?"
"Yes"
"Well suck me ****, it's a gem" Sid The Sexist, Viz. And no, I don't think that one worked either.

"Get yer coat luv, you've just pulled".

Here's one once used on Mrs Browser before she met me, when on a night out in one of Peterborough's clubs;
(His opener) "Hi, I'm Mark from Biggleswade".
(Her reply) "Bye, Mark from Biggleswade!"

And finally, my devastating chat-up line which, according to Mrs B, was the moment she realised I fancied her;
"Did you have a good day at work then?"
Maybe it's because I was dressed as a gold prospector at the time? (we were in a stage show doing a number from Paint Your Wagon)