Motivational phrases & sayings

[Gwylan]

"Working together to be the best" but no one explained what the best what, was.

Another triumph " the power is on" Which got added to, amongst the best " but nobody is home"

The creme of HBS brought us these and then got made vice president of car parks or retirement communications director.

 

[Punkawallah]

"Working together to be the best" but no one explained what the best what, was.

Another triumph " the power is on" Which got added to, amongst the best " but nobody is home"

The creme of HBS brought us these and then got made vice president of car parks or retirement communications director.

I got into trouble once for a Demotivational poster in the staff break room.
“The road to quality never ends. So technically, it’s more of a death march”.
We were working towards the ISO Quality Standard at the time.

 

[sungod]

when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

 

[Gwylan]

I got into trouble once for a Demotivational poster in the staff break room.
“The road to quality never ends. So technically, it’s more of a death march”.
We were working towards the ISO Quality Standard at the time.

Of, the joys of ISO. Invented by photocopier salesmen to torture nice people doing the best they could.

And don't forget the 6 sigma heroes, black belt heroes. They were a special class of corporate zombie.

 

[Sharky]

The opening statement from a speaker at one of our firms conferences ....

"if you can't hear me at the back, you'll just have to listen to the words!"

It made the audience listen to the rest or the presentation.