Mr Fishy's astonishing poo

[I like Skol]

This is getting troutright ridiculous!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Carp is an anagram

 

[Brandane]

At least ten times his own body-length...

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A miracle of Nature!

He could become a top poster on SCP..
Some of them are full of sh!te too .

 

[SteCenturion]

I remember one incident fondly ....

We, Corby Town RUFC had just played a real posh boys club, they had dual communal bath tubs, side by side, the sort you used to see in interviews on MoTD post title winning.
We were in the bath.

This RU Club had pics of past players who had made it in the game, England, England Schoolboys & renowned clubs were represented.
It had the air of middle England, upper middle class snootiness about the place, but not for long ....

Anyway, a mate who happened to be my Sergeant tipped me the wink as it were & I evacuated the tub pronto.
Around 20 seconds later an absolute behemoth U-boat bobbed up, much to the chagrin of his fellow bathers.

I however was tortured with laughter.

 

[Drago]

At least ten times his own body-length...

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A miracle of Nature!

That's why I don't drink water.

 

[colly]

A long one rising up the pan to hanging over rim . black under the water getting lighter to a cream colour at the perfectly crimped end.

Was one observed on a site I was working on many years ago . Had mobiles and twitter been around I imagine it would have been a viral meme !

It wasn't me BTW!

Says you ! !

 

[colly]

I used to work in an office in Central London and early one morning there was a fuss going on around the 3rd floor lavatories. What was left in one of the traps became known as 'The Park House Monster'. Magnificent is probably not the right adjective but it certainly was impressive. Eye wateringly so.

Unsurprisingly no one owned up to being the producer.

 

[I like Skol]

A long one rising up the pan to hanging over rim . black under the water getting lighter to a cream colour

Sounds like Guinness!

 

[subaqua]

Sounds like Guinness!

that was its nickname " the Guinness cable"

 

[captain nemo1701]

Are you forgetting Big Innes ?
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This once happened in one of our site portaloos. Even the bloke who came to empty them was impressed

 

[ufkacbln]

Here we go with the Cod awful puns!

Are you suggesting that puns in such a thread are out of plaice?

Is that your sole concern?

 

[I like Skol]

Are you suggesting that puns in such a thread are out of plaice?

Is that your sole concern?

Now listen up Chum. I've Haddock enough of you acting the Clown, you're starting to look like a bit of a Pollock!

 

[ufkacbln]

Now listen up Chum. I've Haddock enough of you acting the Clown, you're starting to look like a bit of a Pollock!

Watch it...āhole


I don't want any of your Barb-ed comments, or I will tell you to Boga off

 

[ufkacbln]

I used to work for a charity that gave respite care to parents

We had one child whose "speciality" was small model animals

He use to make them out of his poo

Whilst it was nice to ve appreciated, a model animal in your cereal bowl was NOT a good start to the morning

 

[captain nemo1701]

I remember one incident fondly ....

We, Corby Town RUFC had just played a real posh boys club, they had dual communal bath tubs, side by side, the sort you used to see in interviews on MoTD post title winning.
We were in the bath.

This RU Club had pics of past players who had made it in the game, England, England Schoolboys & renowned clubs were represented.
It had the air of middle England, upper middle class snootiness about the place, but not for long ....

Anyway, a mate who happened to be my Sergeant tipped me the wink as it were & I evacuated the tub pronto.
Around 20 seconds later an absolute behemoth U-boat bobbed up, much to the chagrin of his fellow bathers.

I however was tortured with laughter.

Reminded me of the infamous 'floater' scene from Kevin & Perry Go Large.