Mr Kipling's Exceedingly Poor Share Price

[MichaelW2]

Cake-related city news, Premier Food share prices have tanked on the basis of high raw material prices, import price increases and lower demand for exceedingly fine cakes. There is little we can so about supply side issues....

 

[stephec]

They're still producing French Fancies 24/7 in Barnsley, someone must be eating them.

 

[TVC]

They're still producing French Fancies 24/7 in Barnsley, someone must be eating them.

They are being renamed Strong Indipendent British Fancies.

 

[stephec]

They are being renamed Strong Indipendent British Fancies.

With a firm handshake and no kissing.

 

[User32269]

One is pleased that One instructed One's stockbroker to sell shares in Premier Food. It pays to review One's share profiterole from time to time.

 

[midlife]

One is pleased that One instructed One's stockbroker to sell shares in Premier Food. It pays to review One's share profiterole from time to time.

I'm hoping that is a pun and not an autocorrect fail

Shaun

 

[User32269]

No bun intended.

 

[Ian H]

Mr Kipling makes exceedingly small cakes profits.

 

[raleighnut]

I wonder if it is anything to do with the proliferation of cookery/baking programs infesting TV these days. Maybe people are beginning to cotton on that cakes are better/healthier if you bake em yourself rather than buying something where you don't know what kind of 'industrial quality' crap they've used to make it.

(Maz bakes all the cakes in our house. )

 

[screenman]

Maybe it is because like mine their material prices and import costs have gone upwards like a rocket.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Maybe it is because like mine their material prices and import costs have gone upwards like a rocket.

Surely they don't import their vienesse whirls?

 

[TVC]

Surely they don't import their vienesse whirls?

Scuse me, Birmingham Whirl.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Am I alone in not being terribly bothered about cake?

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

Scuse me, Birmingham Whirl.

Is that where they make the exceedingly disappointing things?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

They are being renamed Strong Indipendent British Fancies.

No more yellow pink and brown but red white and blue!