Mrs rich p's birthday

[rich p]

Tomorrow.
I got her a shrub rose, a cycling top (wrong colour and size I suspect), a bike computer and a book.
A good compromise of practical and romantic? Would the girls on here be happy?

 

[mickle]

[manly voice] I'd be happy [manly voice]

You can keep the rose though.



shoot, sorry. Forgot what my 'gender' I was for a moment.

 

[rich p]

It's your feminine side coming out, Mickle!

 

[mickle]

GGGRRRRRRR!

What colour Rose?

 

[rich p]

Pink of course!

My mate once told me that I had a feminine side. I said, "really?"

He said, " yeah, you're a c*nt"

 

[mickle]

Pink of course!

My mate once told me that I had a feminine side. I said, "really?"

He said, " yeah, you're a c*nt"

 

[Keith Oates]

rich p, how can your wife ride her bike to show off her new top but at the same time admire the rose on the back carrier, check her speed etc. with the computer and read a book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aperitif]

With you, she has all the rich things in life...the gifts will be an added pleasure.
(Continues to mix bag of sugar + jar of honey with a few sweetex for good measure...)
Have a nice day both!