Ms RT is away for a few days.
- Thread starter Rhythm Thief
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Davidc
Guru
- Location
- Somerset UK
You could always go for a good long night ride - you know it's the healthy option...
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OK reconsider the beers, curry and captain Beefheart then.
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OK reconsider the beers, curry and captain Beefheart then.
ttcycle
Cycling Excusiast
Get captain beefheart out on full blast
Get all your cycling mates around and set up a workshop to fix all their bikes and your bikes in every room, that includes upstairs with shoes on.
I second Hobbes' suggestion re a N+1 order -in fact order all those components/accessories that you've had your eye on.
As each room is now full of bikes, set up a temporary bed in the living room and watch 3 dirgy dvds in a row. Order yourself a takeout- the most unhealthiest thing you want and hug your new purchases whilst you bed down after the film marathon. There may even be a cat cosying itself on your living room make shift nest. There may also be one or two drunken friends lurking somewhere after botched mechanic attempts means they can't cycle home.
I draw the line at pissing in the sink though!
Get all your cycling mates around and set up a workshop to fix all their bikes and your bikes in every room, that includes upstairs with shoes on.
I second Hobbes' suggestion re a N+1 order -in fact order all those components/accessories that you've had your eye on.
As each room is now full of bikes, set up a temporary bed in the living room and watch 3 dirgy dvds in a row. Order yourself a takeout- the most unhealthiest thing you want and hug your new purchases whilst you bed down after the film marathon. There may even be a cat cosying itself on your living room make shift nest. There may also be one or two drunken friends lurking somewhere after botched mechanic attempts means they can't cycle home.
I draw the line at pissing in the sink though!
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Fill the bath with cottage cheese and frotter yourself stupid, that's what I'd do.
Did I say that out loud?
Did I say that out loud?
BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
Get the band round & if they happen to bring groupies then it wasnt your fault right?
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Rhythm Thief
Veteran
I'm beginning to regret that she's only gone for a few days. 
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Rhythm Thief
Veteran
ttcycle said:
Neither - it's the "fort made of sofa cushions" that I like.
- Location
- The TerrorVortex
Get an icebox full of cold beers and gaffer-tape the remote to the top.
Then get a few good DVDs - Spaghetti Westerns would be my choice.
Order the Mother of all Pizzas
Failing that, you could go to bed early and catch up on sleep.
Then get a few good DVDs - Spaghetti Westerns would be my choice.
Order the Mother of all Pizzas
Failing that, you could go to bed early and catch up on sleep.
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Rhythm Thief
Veteran
But I already spend more time asleep than our cat does. Which really is saying something.
My favourite idea so far - if I might be allowed to be serious for a moment - is to take the bike out for a long (ish) night ride. Tomorrow, I think, if the weather holds.
My favourite idea so far - if I might be allowed to be serious for a moment - is to take the bike out for a long (ish) night ride. Tomorrow, I think, if the weather holds.
thomas
the tank engine
- Location
- Woking/Norwich
Rhythm Thief said:But I already spend more time asleep than our cat does. Which really is saying something.
My favourite idea so far - if I might be allowed to be serious for a moment - is to take the bike out for a long (ish) night ride. Tomorrow, I think, if the weather holds.
Be sure to find out when your local pizza takeaway shuts so you can cycle past on the way back and get one....I missed mine by 30 minutes last time
