#mumbollocks

[tyred]

It's bad luck to put an umbrella up inside.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

"Go up to your room and don't come down until you've learnt how to act!"
I was in my room for ten hours practising..."To be or not to be, That is the question..."

I've No idea how Russell Crowe ever made it out of his bedroom then?

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

It's bad luck to put an umbrella up inside.

Sounds painful too (sorry Fnaar...)

 

[tyred]

Fairies live under the blackthorn bushes. They come and take you away in the night if you interfere with them.

 

[Fnaar]

not a swan but a goose broke my Dads friends shin when he was a kid. That would be late 40s

Technically late 40s counts as adult

 

[Fnaar]

Fairies live under the blackthorn bushes. They come and take you away in the night if you interfere with them.

I could , but I won't

 

[s7ephanie]

Nar cast a clout til May is out
Eat your crusts, then you will have curly hair
never put new shoes on the table - you will die by hanging

 

[tyred]

I could , but I won't

Blackthorns have mythical powers in Irish mythology.

To this day it is considered very bad luck if a blackthorn bush falls on you.

 

[Alan Frame]

Fairies live under the blackthorn bushes. They come and take you away in the night if you interfere with them.

No, that's Social Services.

 

[Alan Frame]

Look for a dock leaf if you get stung by nettles. Never worked for me.

 

[Alan Frame]

Never run with a glass in your hand.

Very sensible for 99% of the time, unless the bar is about to close.

 

[Alan Frame]

Your eyes are bigger than your belly.

Don't be daft, me specs would never fit.

 

[subaqua]

Technically late 40s counts as adult

I was hop[ing somebody would use that gift

 

[ThinAir]

Dont put new shoes on the table...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's bad luck to spill salt unless you throw it over your left shoulder. The one time I did that, I hadn't realised my sister had walked up behind me and I had thrown salt in her face

At least it wasn't pepper!!

http://www.healthkicker.com/699331247/tree-grows-in-mans-lung-after-inhaling-a-seed/

different story


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVqFOMYKEs8

Well I never!

Also,drinking coffee before bed has NEVER kept me awake.

It did with me once..... That fact that it was also the night I lost my virginity had nothing to do with it of course!

You can't make candles with ear wax, but if you can make a Thomas the Tank Engine picture out of belly button fluff. (Takes a while to collect enough of all the colours though!)

OI!! NOOOOO!!!!!

All this whilst being fondled by the Easter bunny....

I hate to break this to you, but that was your Uncle Derek in a Rabbit costume.


(Look at that TA, I've just quoted you before you have written it!! )